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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Photo Paper (10)

Friday
Mar222019

Blink 182 And You'll Miss It

Brian J. wanted his baker to make him a Blink 182 cake.

Specifically, this Blink 182 cake:

Yeah.

This is Cake Wrecks.

That's probably not gonna happen.

Instead, this happened:

A picture of a Blink 182 cake... on a cake.

 

But can we take this farther?
Yes.
YES WE CAN.

How about a picture of a Blink 182 cake... on a cake... on a shirt?

 

Then a picture of a Blink 182 cake...
on a cake
on a shirt
on Blink 182:

Yeeeah. Now we're cookin'.

 

But just to bring it back full circle:

A picture of a Blink 182 cake...
on a cake
on a shirt
on Blink 182
ON A CAKE.

My work here is done.

 

Thanks to Brian J., who's probably wondering if I wrote this just so Jen and I could call this cake a business expense.

Yes.
Yes I did.
(Shhh. It's tax season. LET ME HAVE THIS.)

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Friday
Nov022018

The Mighty Morphin' Tee Wrecks

Pro Tip: If you ever want a printed image on your cake, be very careful with the kind of reference you bring for the baker to scan in.

Well, shirt.

 

Yep, it turns out Sean's friends were hoping for more of a... sunglasses.. cropped top. This definitely put a wrinkle in their plans, but that's what you get when you order off the cuff. Besides, I'm sure they can collar the pasty perp, easy-sleevesy.

CASE CLOTHES'D.

(Or should it be cake clothes'd? ;))

 

Thanks to Sean M. for Power Rangering through.

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