Against the Grain

Y'know...

...maybe the bride shouldn't have ordered a whole wheat wedding cake.

Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is always the harvest hardest.

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Update From Jen: 

I see your stalks of wheat, Sharyn, and raise you...

THIS.

Thanks to Robert V. for making like a tree, and swaying in high winds.

(I'd ask you readers who won, but considering these were both wedding cakes, I guess we already know who lost. Heh.)

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Update from john (the hubby of Jen) 

Ooh, ooh! My turn!

Sha-POW! Take THAT! Haha!

Thanks to Adrienne H.  for helping me needle my fellow writers. I'm pretty sure I sapped their strength. Also, my house is a bit messy so I should probably spruce up the place!

Three! THREE PUNS!!! AH. AH. AH!

Guest Post For You!

[fade to dream sequence]

"We all know the importance of a water filter. It is an important part of every household."

This cake is very ugly!

Water Filters For Less

"There are many brands of water filters. Many are good brands."

This cake is not spelled right!

Buy Cheap Water Filters

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat."

This cake is showing a dead clown!

Glorious Water Filters Of Joy Helped Me Lost Ten Pounds

"In conclusion, not all water filters are the same. Many water filters are different."

The guitar looks very much like a penis!

Your Penis Will Need Wheelbarrow: Discount Water Filters

Thanks to Amy B., Jennifer C., Viole, & Valerie F. for reminding me of all the times a news outlet asks to feature a CW slideshow - and then writes their own captions.