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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Friday
Jan042019

9 Realistic New Year's Resolutions

Chances are you've all completely failed at all your New Year's resolutions by now.

Well, good! Who needs 'em? Round IS a shape! You know plenty of stuff already!
And really, if God didn't want you in debt, he wouldn't have given you so many credit cards!

So I say, let's try some realistic resolutions. Stuff that tells the world, "Hey, I'm BEING the change I want to see... in my spare time and when there's nothing better to do."

 

- Celebrate the little things.

Preferably with cake.

 

- Stop Saying "That's What She Said,"

0.o

... at least so often.

(The order was: "Happy Birthday Oliver, below that 24.")

 

- Drink more water.

There's water in beer, right?

 

- Be more enthuseas... inthusiast... positive.

Also work on spelling.

 

- Change all my passwords to something besides "password."

Sure. That works.

 

- Pluck

 

- Learn the names of my coworkers.

Nicknames count.

 

- Win more staring contests.

...

...

...

 

And finally, for a little fun:

- Find a new hobby!

 

Thanks to RJ, Megan H., Diane C., Tonya, Alisa G., Julie B., Shelley M., John Paul, & Betty Ann, who thinks you look fabulous in that new blouse.

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Tuesday
Dec252018

Why They Spell It "Xmas"

We wish you a...

We wish you a...

We WISH you a...

Er...no...hang on.

No...

Getting closer...

 

THAT's it.

 

And, because:

We also have to give a very special birthday shout-out:

Also known as:

 

And for those of you celebrating other special days this month, allow us to simply say:

And may you all have a blissfully wreck-less holly daze!

 

Thanks to Paitence L., Susan L., Sarah O., Pamela V., Matthew P., Janice R., Chris G., Nicole K., Melissa P., & Lyne S. for helping us spell that out.

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