More Confessions Of A Master Baker
September 29, 2017 Welcome to another installment of...
Confessions of a Master Baker!
"Ordinary bakers. Extraordinary feats of bad judgment."
[baker's silhouette speaking in disguised voice]
"So then," [blowing nose] "Then I told my husband to just bring me more plastic flowers, but we were OUT OF PLASTIC FLOWERS."
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"I still have nightmares about brown sugar and chocolate shavings."
[whispering] Confessions...
"They said they wanted 'Starry Night.' Everyone knows Starry Night, right? So I drew it from memory.
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"Turns out I don't know Starry Night."
[whispering] Telling Secrets...
"What can I say? I panicked. I grabbed the can of silver spray..."
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"... and told the bride it was Art Deco!"
[whispering] Declarations...
"I thought a fondant ribbon down the side would distract from the lopsidedness.
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"... Which it did. So I guess, you know, that worked."
[whispering] Professions, but not in a job-like way...
"How hard is it to throw a few rose petals on a cake?"
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"Easier than dodging a whole wedding cake, that's for sure."
Thanks to Pat J., Erin R., Anony M., Lauren H., & Natalie W., who I hear is really quick on her feet.
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