Thursday
Sep282017
High Koos
September 28, 2017 ;)
Soft evening breezes
Radioactive tampons
Lighting my undies
;)
Just clowning around
What a way to be headed
Coulrophobia
;)
She drives me crazy
Like no one else (ooh. ooh.)
Someone check the oil.
Waves of well wishes
A sea of celebration
Hey Stan? You ok?
;)
Thanks to Maria A., Kristina K., Samantha T., & Fay K., who know that haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
*****
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Reader Comments (33)
Love the high koos! :) I REALLY want to know that the things on that first cake are supposed to be because (being a woman) my first thought was exactly the same - radioactive tampons. I then pondered the idea of colorful bug zappers but quickly dismissed that. Oh, and that Stan cake is great quality but WHY would someone want a cake that it looks like someone has drowned?
Cake wrecks is funny
Good To laugh every day.
I suck at poems.
Cake Wrecks is brilliant
You are my source of humor
Keep it up, you two
Now I get to have nightmares about rubbery headless clowns. I'll have to keep telling myself that the knives they're carrying are just for the cake.
Brilliant, beautiful
Artful; but no time to write
"Mommy, I'm hungry!"
Amazing haiku!
Poetry improves bad cakes
Really, Wreckers, why?!
I miss Haiku Joy
My daily dose of poetry
And warped teaching tales
Do you think they might be smartphone on chargers?
That first one reminds me of this scene from TBBT.
Did you know that it's
National Poetry Day?
That's called good timing :)
I think they might be phones with glowing screens and headphone wires, but I had the same first thought.
I'll be That Guy and point out there's one syllable too many in the last line of the last haiku.
[Editor's note- HA! You're right. Thanks for the heads up! john]
Long time reader, first time posting. I think that last cake is supposed to be a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference. The " B" is the Buffy logo, could be a reference to the swim meet episode where the swim meet guys either died in the pool area and/or turned into sea monsters. Could be wrong though.
could be phones charging
but with wreckers who can tell?
I won't eat tampons
I then pondered the idea of colorful bug zappers but quickly dismissed that.Now I get to have nightmares about rubbery headless clowns.Thank you...
That second cake looks as if Dr. Seuss has taken up cake decorating.
Thinking "Psychedlic Tampons" would be a cool band name.
It looks like two colors of a mouse --the old kind that attached to one's computer with a USB port.
Supergirl tampon
stays fresher with kryptonite
and kills most germs dead
In life as in cake
The wreck is the twist of fate
Supercalifra . . .
Wait that doesn't scan
The first one could be fluorescent bacteria or a weird depiction of sperm????
I think the first are computer mice, you know, the ones with the lights in them...
I think they might be glowsticks??
I think the first one are bacteria.
Those are clearly relic tampons from Chernobyl.
I, too, though of Haiku Joy.
What a cake to get someone for their birthday. A dead person floating in a pool lol. That or just drowning in cake either way why do that to them?
The first cake made me think: "When a mommy robot and a daddy robot love each other very much....."
I agree with the glowsticks guess
It's glow sticks!
Another one here who thought that the first cake was decorated with ladies' sanitary items. Pads and tampons!
Please tell me that the car cake does not contain a massive blob of black mould on the icing; that it is instead a blob of black food colouring on the icing pretending to look like an oil spill in a random location.
Radioactive
Tampons and undies and cake
Make strange bake-fellows.
radium tampon,
or a glowing square mouse, fresh
from the petri dish?
what happened to that
clown's head? Oh, wait a minute -
I don't care. Tee hee!
I hope that IS oil,
and that your car decal is
not 'leaking' mildew
the warning sign said
'BEWAE! Carnivorous cake!'
cake ate it. Poor Stan.