Hey John, Maybe We Should Turn The Comments Off Before Posting This

Thanksgiving is tomorrow here in America, and I think I speak for the entire country when I say this cake makes me uncomfortable:

It just does, OK?

But that's nothing - NOTHING - compared to this Thanksgiving cake:

OHHHHHHH dear.

A native American head on a platter.

Yep.

This is awkward.

Maybe if we also had a pilgrim's head, to balance it out?

Hmm.

Nope. Not helping.

Look, I appreciate that you're trying to think beyond the turkey, bakers, but are you SURE...

I mean, this just doesn't seem like a good...

Think about who is BUYING these...

CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO THE TURKEY CAKES NOW?

Thank you. That's much better.

Thanks to Meredith M., Dianna W., Leah D., Nell M., Jacki C., K.M., Leona C., & Rachel W. for making us extra thankful for turkey cakes this week, now that we know what the alternatives are.

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Cookie Monster's Dirty Little Secret

When you desperately hope they played "Jumping Jack Flash" at the reception:

And that they're just talking about driving here:

(It's as if millions of parents suddenly cried out in terror, "NoooOOOOOo!")

But mostly I just really, REALLY hope that's not a nipple:

GO HOME COOKIE MONSTER, YOU ARE DRUNK.

Thanks to Emily D., Angela N. & Camirae P., who tells me that IS a nipple, but if so, WHY IS IT THERE??

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