Tuesday
Nov202018
Cookie Monster's Dirty Little Secret
November 20, 2018 When you desperately hope they played "Jumping Jack Flash" at the reception:
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And that they're just talking about driving here:
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(It's as if millions of parents suddenly cried out in terror, "NoooOOOOOo!")
But mostly I just really, REALLY hope that's not a nipple:
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GO HOME COOKIE MONSTER, YOU ARE DRUNK.
Thanks to Emily D., Angela N. & Camirae P., who tells me that IS a nipple, but if so, WHY IS IT THERE??
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Reader Comments (10)
1) Maybe this was a warning of what's to come. They probably spent so much on the cake and everything else for the wedding and reception that the only thing they could serve at the reception was beans.
2) It's probably a congratulations for someone who both had a birthday and became a citizen at the same time. (Yup, that's what I'm going with).
3) I think maybe millions of parents cried out "NoooOOOoo!" on this one. A Sesame Street icon has joined the dark side. He's become a beer-guzzling, nipple-flashing pervert. This is what happens, kids, when your whole diet consists of cookies. All that sugar created the real monster that was under the surface all along.
Why. Is. That. Nipple. On. His. Foot?!??
Cookie Monster is holding a mug of beer up to his mouth with both hands, and the nipple is about level with the middle of his forearms. Seems about right to me.
In some states 16 is the legal age of consent...just putting that extra creep factor out there.
Why is the Cookie Monster drinking beer?
Count: 1... 2... 3! Three frosting letters!
...14 ...15...16! Sixteen legal years!
1! One completely inappropriate monster nipple! MWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAH...
*thunder crashes*
*Bert hides his eyes*
*Ernie chuckles*
*Big Bird looks confused*
*Kermit wrinkles his nose and calls Beauregard to clean up the spilled drink*
Cookie Monster: "What?"
Didn't y'all know? Cookie Monster must be in college by now. Beer, cookies and nipples -- it all makes sense.
Oh heck I lost it seeing that nipple on poor Cookie Monster That and the beer make me rethink my childhood watching Sesame Street and wondering if they all drank after the show lol.
I'm hoping the legal thing is old enough to drive and it was poorly worded. I don't want to entertain the other options.
B is for boobie, that good enough for me!