Comb The Dessert!

Like so many brides, Robyn M. found the perfect cake for her wedding on Pinterest:

Now, let's be real, Robyn. That cake? THAT cake? There are like 4 bakers on the planet who can make that cake, with all its tiny, perfectly-pleated ruffles and its flawless ombré fade. Ok? Ok.

Anyway, I'm guessing Robyin already figured that out, because...

SHAPLOWM!!!!

Whoop.
DARE 'TIS.

(It's like a cheap lingerie shop exploded on it. Can't you almost feel the scratchy nylon? Mmmm.)

Ug, you know what? I can't even with this today. So...

Ugly:

Ugly:

REALLY ugly:

We've gone from suck to blow!

 Which means it's ugly.

Aaaaand... ugly:

DONE!

You may now eat the cake.

Or... not.

Thanks to Robyn M., Mallory M., Angela B., Anna W., Anony M., & Richard B. for combing the dessert. (Eh? EH?!) Now... check, please.

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Seven Years of Wreckage

Seven years, wrecky minions.

John and I have been doing this "silly cake blog" thing for SEVEN YEARS.

No one is more surprised than me; I figured we'd have to get "real jobs" way before now. HI-FIVE, JOHN! Awww YEEEAH.

Ahem.

So. Lemme explain.

No, no. There is too much.

Lemme sum up:

YEAR 1:

The Cake That Started It All

Sorry, You Can't Have Any

Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys

YEAR 2:

"Hey everybody, thish cake ish from Holland. Ishn't that veird?"

This One's For The Ladies

Happy Falker Satherhood!

YEAR 3:

The Men Of Marvel

Somewhere in Germany

Taking the Mickey Out of 'Em

YEAR 4:

Return of the Poo-Wangs!

King Me

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want

YEAR 5:

UNHAND THAT WRECK!

Sheep Who Must Not Be Named

My Funny Valentines

YEAR 6:

1,2,3,4 - I Declare A Thumb Drive War!

Ken Day Come-Ons

Completely Inappropriate First Birthday Cakes

YEAR 7:

8 Wrecks To Bring the "Romance"

Obama's New Groove

PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE DEAD SQUIRRELS

Thanks for all the laughs, love, and support these past 7 years, guys. It's been a heckuva ride, and frankly, we're not ready to give it up just yet. So... see ya back here tomorrow?

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And now, john's fun Cake Wrecks facts:

Number of posts in seven years- 2,436
Number of photos posted- 10,619
Number of unposted photos in our archive- 13,021
Number of comments from readers- 213,027
Number of people who've visited our site- 33,138,816
Countries from which we've never had a visitor- 2 (Western Sahara and North Korea)

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