Star Wreckin' Across the Universe

Cakes, the final frontier.

These are the ravages of the Bakeshop...Wrecksurprise.

Its five tier mission:

To INVENT strange new words,

To SEEK OUT new strife,

and new VICTIMIZATION:

To BOLDLY WRECK as no cake’s been wrecked before!

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Actually, we see this kind of thing a lot.

Um...

Carry on!

OooOOOOooooh oh oh ohhhh!
Oh oooOOOOOO! oh oh oh oh ohhhhh!
Oh ohhh! Oh oh oh oh oh OH OH, OH!!  (etc, etc.)

Thanks to Jessica C., Kynna G., Katie M., Yolanda, & Valerie K. for keeping failing frequencies open, and an extra special, super DUPER thanks to Sharyn, one of our all-time favorite commenters, for providing the brilliant commentary. Take a bow, Sharyn! LL&P!

UNHAND THAT WRECK!

You guys have seen the bizarre new meme called One Tiny Hand, right?

It's pretty much like this.

Anyway, as with so many viral sensations, One Tiny Hand has made its way into cake form!

You, uh, might want to brace yourself.

Although, to be honest, it might take you a second to actually notice the hand...

And now, a little poetry.

ONE TINY HAND

WILL TICKLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

WHILE BABY BIG HEAD WATCHES

WITH HIS DEAD-EYED STARE

MAKING THOSE MAGGIE SIMPSON "SQUICKA SQUICKA" NOISES

ON HIS PACIFIER.

MANY, MANY YEARS OF THERAPY LATER

YOU STILL FEEL THE TICKLE.

FAHRVERGNUGEN.

Hey Michelle F., thanks for the hand out.