MEAT WEEK!!

THIS WEEK
IS
MEAT WEEK!

[Kermit flail]
MEAT WEEEEK!!!

THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-MEAT-BEEF-TREAT-WEEK!!!

WE HAVE MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE CAKE!

[whispering]
MEAT WEEK!!!

CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT!

[singing]
MEEEEEEAT WEE-EEE-EEK!!!

AND MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT BUT THEY PUT IT IN A CAKE PAN SO YOU MIGHT MISTAKE IT FOR CAKE BUT IT'S REALLY MEAT!

[normal tone]
UM. MEAT WEEK?

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A MEAT EXTRAVAGANZAA!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE BEARS!

MEAT!

IS THAT JUSTIN BEIBER?!

MEAT!

WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE BABY?

MEATY MEAT!!!

"BUT WAIT," YOU'RE THINKING, "ISN'T THIS CAKE WRECKS?!"

YES, IT IS!
OH LOOK!
HERE'S A CAKE NOW!

OR IS IT??

HAHA! FOOLED YOU!
IT'S MEAT!

MEAT WEEK, MEAT WEEK, MEEEAT WEEEEK!!!

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So... anyone else in the mood for a salad?

Thanks to Traci C., Debra F., Kathleen, Madlyn D., Zoe R., Jola S., Michelle M., Barbara G., for inspiring us all to become vegetarians.

Note from john- Just to be clear, it is Meat Week. However, we are only honoring this great and glorious tradition today. Partly because we don't have anymore meat photos but also because ew. -john

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

7 Bakers Tackle A Football Helmet, Somehow We All Win

Sometimes the Universe forces your hand, minions, and with the Superbowl charging down on us this week I'm left with no choice but to acknowledge the elephant in the bakery:

Ok, that's supposed to be a helmet, but tell me you didn't see an elephant there for a sec.

Like the Superbowl itself, helmets are supposed to be, you know, bowl shaped. And yet...

This.

Any Disney fan worth her salt can tell you this is the Doom Buggy from the Haunted Mansion:

And there's no turning back now. MWUAHHAHAAAA.

Pac-Man's cousin, Whale-Barfing-Man.

After a while your brain starts to break, so I honestly can't tell anymore: does this look like a helmet?

Or does it look like a guy trying to see his own belly button?
(YOU'RE WELCOME.)

I feel like this baker made the eyes look like footballs - or the footballs look like eyes - just to keep us guessing:

I mean, if you turn this upside down, isn't that a field goal? So is this some mad genius at work? Are we simply to plebeian to appreciate the forward-thinking design of a sporting savant?

And is this a wang?

I mean, I see a wang. Not a healthy one. Not necessarily even a human one. But definitely in the wang-adjacent department, is what I'm saying.

Which would bring a whole new meaning to "get your head in the game," am I right? Heyooooo.

Well, I hope you enjoyed these less-than super head bowls, minions. Stay tuned, and maybe next time I'll throw some wreckerator-assembled footballs your way:

Oh yeah, it's gonna be a home. RUN.

Thanks to Amanda V., Teri D., Angela L., Jennifer, Kacia L., Rachel & Kelly, Sara S., & Jen S. for using their heads. Snerk.

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