MEAT WEEK!!
January 31, 2019 THIS WEEK
IS
MEAT WEEK!
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[Kermit flail]
MEAT WEEEEK!!!
THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-MEAT-BEEF-TREAT-WEEK!!!
WE HAVE MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE CAKE!
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[whispering]
MEAT WEEK!!!
CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT!
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[singing]
MEEEEEEAT WEE-EEE-EEK!!!
AND MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT BUT THEY PUT IT IN A CAKE PAN SO YOU MIGHT MISTAKE IT FOR CAKE BUT IT'S REALLY MEAT!
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[normal tone]
UM. MEAT WEEK?
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A MEAT EXTRAVAGANZAA!!!!!!
LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE BEARS!
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MEAT!
IS THAT JUSTIN BEIBER?!
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MEAT!
WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE BABY?
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MEATY MEAT!!!
"BUT WAIT," YOU'RE THINKING, "ISN'T THIS CAKE WRECKS?!"
YES, IT IS!
OH LOOK!
HERE'S A CAKE NOW!
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OR IS IT??
;)
HAHA! FOOLED YOU!
IT'S MEAT!
MEAT WEEK, MEAT WEEK, MEEEAT WEEEEK!!!
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So... anyone else in the mood for a salad?
Thanks to Traci C., Debra F., Kathleen, Madlyn D., Zoe R., Jola S., Michelle M., Barbara G., for inspiring us all to become vegetarians.
Note from john- Just to be clear, it is Meat Week. However, we are only honoring this great and glorious tradition today. Partly because we don't have anymore meat photos but also because ew. -john
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Reader Comments (19)
I suppose we shouldn't beef about the fact that most of these were meat and not cakes. Maybe we'll just porkgive and porkget. Even people who make these kinds of oddities should be roasted, right? What's veally at steak here? And that Justin Beiber one, is that a burger in his nose? Which is just bacon the question, do all these puns make me a cold-cut up?
Am I wrong, or are some of these "cakes" made from RAW meat? I used to make steak tartar back when I was not vegetarian, but these do not look like steak tartar.
Do I want to know the backstory behind meat Bieber or not? And what sort of party or dinner calls for a meat Bieber? O_o
The first one MUST be Marie Antoinette. "Let the meat cake!"
Jen, I say this with love...
... step way from the Red Bull! :-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGZMXjTIq8
British viewer here. My sister's children used to eat Billy Bear Sausage. Her son used to pick Billy's eyes and nose out and eat them first.
I know this is intended for "professional" baker fowl-ups. But with this post, I now regret failing to take a photo of a cake entry at a scout competition several years back. It was the 50th running of this particular camporee, so one of the competition events was for the scouts to bake and decorate a birthday cake. I was one of the judges. The others didn't like one of my favorite of the bunch, but the scouts who entered it received a runner-up prize from me. They made a meatloaf and frosted it with mashed potatoes and used cheez-wiz for the lettering decorations on it. It looked like a normal cake. I thought it was brilliant.
You forgot meat feet 👣! 😂 Just search it, if you dare. (too many URLs to post & I didn't want to start a copyright issue!)
Did you see Duff Goldman’s recent meat wedding cake? Was much prettier than these, it even had little bride and groom hot dog toppers.
Meat Week, you saw me barfing alone
Without arterial clots
Without cholesterol plots.
Meat Week, you knew just what I was there for
Grill Bieber's hair, use a pan for
A slab of steak. What an encore !
And then there suddenly appeared before me
A Barbie skirt made out sliced cold cuts
I heard somebody whisper "roast baby butt"
And when it cooked the cake was dripping fat
Meat Week, now we all barf at the thought
Of meaty cakes on a pile
But Billy Bear makes me smile.
*Thankyouverrahmuch*
Barfs in the key of F flat..
Right there with you John (thoj)
ew.
But still awesome because MEAT WEEK!!!
The first one has to be a Bastille Day cake.
Let them eat cake. That is actually meat.
That was amazing
What did meat Bieber and meat baby look like after spending 60 minutes in the over at 350 degrees? Pretty sure it doesn’t get better.
Dang, Carol and Pinky got there before me. "Let them eat cake!"
This brought to mind George Carlin's meat cake routine; a classic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgUzvxw7dk
Beiber's teeth and eyes look awfully real.
This post is the wurst!