It's The Most Wreckiest Time...
December 22, 2015 Don't you just love all the decorations this time of year? Everything's so colorful and cheerful and sparkly...
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[side eye]
Er...
And then there are all the happy faces!
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Not to mention the dazzling store displays:
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0.O
SWEET STAYPUFT NO
Well, at least we know Geri loves Christmas:
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Yeah, do it, Geri! It'll be the prettiest wedding evah.
I'll leave you with what is apparently a Doctor Who ugly Christmas sweater... cupcake cake [patooie!]:
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As a geek girl, I can't decide if I should snort-laugh or applaud.
I'm torn, I tell you. TORN LIKE AN OLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER... cupcake cake. [patooie!]
Thanks to Julie B., Robyn C., Jill S., Christy S., Cathi R., & Heidi S. for the holly jolly wreck-fest.
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Reader Comments (26)
Best wishes to Geri and Christmoe (Moe for short?)!
… and a Marry Chrismoe to you too!
Brilliant. But hey, don't be too hard on the sausage display. At least they'll be well pricked before grilling!
I for one would never have figured out that the last picture was that of a Doctor Who ugly Christmas sweater cupcake cake [patooie.] To me, it looked more like the angel of death descending on a small frog-child who was about to open a large Christmas present while singing praise to the heavens and eating a banana.
So, Kudos Jen. I salute your masterful cake wreck identification skills. Hopefully, I'll see you at Geri's wedding!
The last one is made of white cake cake because the eggs were terminated.
Just what I've always wanted for Xmas -- a beady-eyed mean Santa cake! I really don't want the Ku Klux Santa cake above it.
Oh my word, that Dalek...
Is it wrong that now I want a dalek with rah-rah arms (or whatever that cheerleader position is)? I don't think the ones I have are that flexible....
Sausages?!?!?!?! Poop santas?!?!?! What kind of scrooges made these gross anti Christmas displays O_o
Those holly berries look a bit citrusy to me. You know, because of them being orange.
That last one looks like the Meme "____ all the things!!" ;-)
The third one appears to be a pastry homage to the little over-dressed pug in my neighborhood. And bakers, please adjust the color of your chocolate icing. For the love of all that is sweet and holy, make it look like chocolate- deep, rich brown dark chocolate. Not tan or beige or taupe or malted ( all shades of sick-person poo). Just make it the same color as CHOCOLATE!!!
Poor Frosty will never get out of that quicksand.
#1 is just laziness...
"We need a Christmas cake for the display."
"Eh, that'd be too much work, I'll just stick a plastic snowman on the chocolate one that's already in there."
#2 looks like a mall-Santa at 8 pm...
*kid pulls on beard*
"Hey! You're not the real Santa Claus!"
"And the real Santi Claus has been dead for 1,600 years, kid. Now shut up & smile for the picture already."
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
#6 gets points for making a Dalek look like it's actually flipping off the TARDIS, I just wonder if it's intentional or serendipitous...
"Jim, can you make a Dr Who themed ugly-sweater cake?"
"Sure, boss. I love Dr Who..." *draws large elaborately detailed scene* "Something like that?"
"Umm... no. Maybe simpler. Just the TARDIS & the Dalek with the wings?"
*draws beautiful simplified scene* "How's that?"
"Well the design is great, but... It's supposed to be an ugly-sweater cake. Can you make it... more ugly?"
"I don't understand what you mean...ugly how?"
"Like the figures, make them look messed up. Like a 5 yr old drew them."
"So...you want a cake that looks like the ones on Cake Wrec--"
"Sssh!! Don't say the "C W" word!!..... But yes, one like that, except on purpose. Only, don't make it look like it's on purpose, capisce?"
"I don't know if I can make one like that." *thinks a while* "Tell you what, I'll take my design & give it to Mikey... he wrecks everything."
The sausage looks like a three year old's celebration of learning to potty.
Oh, poor cataract riddled Santa (#3). No wonder he needs Rudolph to guide the sleigh; poor guy is blind as a bat.
The last one is Geri's wedding cake. Christmas is the groom on the left in red and Geri is the Dalek, er, bride on the right.
Numer 4 looks PAINFUL. Or should it be called "Number 2"???
As for the ugly Dr Who sweater, why the Angel wings? Is this a reference to the weeping Angels...with Daleks? Why???
That Dalek looks so joyous with his banana sword and bowl of porridge!!!
@ SuBee and Nerfbomb -- Well done, you two ... you made me cackle and scare my cats (LOL).
I think that Geri's cake has oranges on it in a nod to orange blossoms, so traditional for weddings. I sure hope she is happy.
Oh man that sausage display lol. Do they even realize what that looks like?? If they do they apparently like grossing people out. As for the Santa cakes I think any kid seeing those would run the opposite direction along with me lol.
#3 Ewok Santa!
If that last cake was a real ugly Christmas sweater, I would totally buy it. Just look at that one-winged Dalek trying to lure the Doctor out of the TARDIS with a banana! Brilliant!
That Dalek looks so happy and energetic!
"Exterminate ALL the things!!!!"
It's a pile of sausage poo with little stakes like a voodoo doll! So, Poodoo! Is the person who make the display vegetarian or something?
Did the Lilliputian army attack the meat case? Is that the reason for all of the swords?