Different Madonna, Different "Holiday"

Hallidays!

Celebrate!

Helydays!

Celebrate!

If we took a hoilday:

Took some time to celebrate

Just one day out of life

It would be...
It would be SO ICE

Everybody spread the lard

We're gonna have a festive nation!

It isn't very hard
to meet expectations!

::head desk::

Ok, new plan:

I LIKE IT.

Thanks to Wolfie, Anony M., Fran V., Stefanie K., Randi M., Megan H., Rebecca M., Sarah D., Shachi, Lisa N., Elaine L., & Melody W. for the Festivus Miracle.

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These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why!

Ahem.

He sees you when you're sleeping!

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good

or he might just murder you!

Oh!

You better watch out
You better not cry!

(He'll hear you)

You better not pout
I'm telling you why

Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.

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