A Tail Of WHOA

CW reader Eric ordered a "pin the tail on the donkey" cake for his twin girls' fourth birthday party.

They got this:

So many jokes, so little time.
Let's just stick with: OUCH.

Thanks to Eric T. for the hee-haws.

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Marry Wrecksmas!

After much careful deliberation, I decided to go with a "Merry Christmas" theme today.

You know, like this:

Of course there's also the "Reindeer Patty" theme:

...but that one's kind of crappy.

Now, I know this season has left some of us feeling topsy-turvy...

So just remember: after today, you won't have to hear "Frosty the Snowman" again for a whole 10 months!

But you're still stuck with "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?"

Sorry.

Oh! And no more creepy Santa cakes!

"Soon, Christmas tree. SOOOOON."

And no more asking for this:

And getting this:

So THAT's a relief.

So however and whatever you're celebrating today, may it be extra sweet, a little silly, and filled with all the people you mostly don't want to strangle.

Marry Christmas, wrecky minions.
Or at least take it out for a pity date.

Thanks to Noell, Yvonne M., Dena K., Julie C., Sarah, Valerie, & Karen B. for making our day merry and bridal.

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