A Publix Service Announcement

Dear Publix Bakery,

My name is john, and we need to talk.

See, I like you. I really do. Your icing? Awesome. Your cheesecake pies? Beyond nummy. And every time I cruise your aisles at my local store there's nary a wreck to be found.

UNTIL NOW.

Exhibit A: A few weeks ago, I received a picture of your new "Cinnamon Candy Creme Cake":

AKA, "The Sticky Pustule Bundt of DOOOOM! Now with more Herpes!"

Now don't get me wrong, PB. (Can I call you PB? 'Cuz I'm gonna call you PB.) Every bakery has an off day. But then I got a few more of these Pustule Poppin' pastries, and I started wondering: is this going to be a "thing?"

A nasty, nasty "thing?"

Just to be sure, I went to my local Publix - my own flesh and blood, so to speak - and imagine my horror, PB, when I found this on the featured end cap:

NooOOoooOOoo!

So here's what I propose, PB: You stop making the polyp'ed wonder here, and I'll stop thinking how much it reminds me of my dermatoligist's office posters.

Deal?

Thanks to Marlissa D. and Amanda G. for reminding to wear sunscreen today. And to always use protection. And to maybe have a salad for lunch.

Sunday Sweets: Take It Away, Movie Guy!

In a world... where Nazis are everywhere...

By Charm City Cakes

"Doctor Chones. I see you haf found se ark. Now, you vill die!"

One man... stands against an army.

Submitted by Graham K.& made by azenner210

"It's showtime!"

He must FIGHT for survival...

Sub'd by Jennifer W. & made by Cake Rhapsody

"I'm pretty good with a bo staff, which is flippin' sweet!"

And face a terrible choice:

Submitted by Rosie B. & made by Cake Star

"Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?!"
"Yeah, I'm ready to blow!"

To kill... OR BE KILLED.

Sub'd by Katie S. & made by Charm City Cakes

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft."

He knew... TOO MUCH.

"I know...too much!"

He went... TOO FAR.

"I went...too far!"

Sub'd by Melissa K. & made by Cakes With Character

[pew pew!] "DON'T RUN. WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS." [pew pew!]

With his world falling apart...

Sub'd by Thomas F. & made by Celebration Generation

"They're under the ground! They're under.. the ground!"

And DANGER at every turn:

Sub'd by Kimberly C., made by Julie F.

"Run awaaaaay!"

Everything he knows... IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.

Sub'd by Andreia C. & made by rub-a-duckie

"I'm not finished."

This summer, FEEL the passion, SMELL the romance, and TASTE the explosions in:

Sub'd by Scott K. & made by the Bunny Baker

Game... Of Thrones!

Wait. Isn't that a TV show?

Have a Sweet to nominate? Then send it to Sunday Sweets [at] Cake Wrecks [dot] com.