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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Apr102019

I COULD Be Wrong... But I Think That's Photoshop

It's time again for "John Photoshops Cakes Poorly!"

::jazz hands::

 

"As my decorator always says, 'If ya gotta go, go with a smile.'"
- or -
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
- or -
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"
- or -
"This cake needs an enema!"

 

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::dramatic music swelling::

::dramatic music now fully swollen::

 

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AW YEAH ROCK N' ROLL

 

Thanks to Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all a big hand.

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Tuesday
Apr092019

8 Insult Cakes That Backfired

They tried to be mean.

They failed.

 

This was supposed to say, "You're a traitor!"

 

"Drunken Loser"

 

"You Old Buzzard"

 

This one's almost accurate, if you think about it:

Like, "You get older, THEN dirt."

No?

 

Aw, thanks!

What's a riddens?

 

And who's Noboby?

 

Here's a hint: That's not supposed to say, "shix."

 

Ooooh, "burn."

I prefer using people when they're alive, though.
Less messy.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Warren E., Donna Z., Mandi O., Mark S., Jenny C., Anony M., & Robin K., who now know the BEST insult is to congratulate someone on their crapping dog.

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