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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Apr052019

Happy Flash Drive Day!

Here at Cake Wrecks we've learned over the years that ordering a photo cake - and then bringing in your own photo on a portable flash drive - can be tricky.

 

First a baker just drew a copy of the drive itself on the cake - rather nicely, I might add.

 

Then a baker photocopied the drive and put that on the cake. (Yes, really.)

 

Well today, I'm happy to report that one baker has finally - FINALLY - figured it out:

GIVE THIS WOMAN A CIGAR.

 

Thanks to Johanna O. for sharing her birthday revelation.

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Thursday
Apr042019

Giving A Whole New Meaning To "Stiff Drink"

Happy Alcohol Screening Day, minions!

Now.

::adjusting hypothetical glasses that I *could* be wearing; YOU DON'T KNOW::

Let's begin.

 

What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Mm-hm, mm-hmmmm. I see.

 

Are you especially detail-oriented? Or do you focus on the bigger picture?

Yikes, get a hold of yourself, mate! YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

Moving on...

 

When do you find you work best?

Yeah. Kinda figured.

 

Would you say you're generally happy with where you are in life?

Cool.
Cool cool cool.

::scribbling furiously on notepad without breaking eye contact::

 

Do you ever find yourself getting, how should I put this... "salty?"

Oh, no reason... just... curious.

 

Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?

[....]

Well I appreciate your honesty.

 

And finally, when things get hard, are you able to take a firm hand? Can you suck it up and get the job done?

Ohh, ballsy answer.

I like it.

Well, I've just now decided we're moving in a completely different direction, but thanks for coming in!

 

And thanks to Erica, Missy N., Telch, Anna R., Christy H., Justin J., & Danielle M. for giving a whole new meaning to "stiff drink."

Heyooooo.

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