8 Insult Cakes That Backfired
April 9, 2019 They tried to be mean.
They failed.
This was supposed to say, "You're a traitor!"
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"Drunken Loser"
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"You Old Buzzard"
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This one's almost accurate, if you think about it:
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Like, "You get older, THEN dirt."
No?
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Aw, thanks!
What's a riddens?
And who's Noboby?
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Here's a hint: That's not supposed to say, "shix."
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Ooooh, "burn."
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I prefer using people when they're alive, though.
Less messy.
Thanks to Anony M., Warren E., Donna Z., Mandi O., Mark S., Jenny C., Anony M., & Robin K., who now know the BEST insult is to congratulate someone on their crapping dog.
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Reader Comments (14)
Wow. Just wow. What the heck is a “durken”, or a “buzzrad”, or a “shix murph”? And who is “Noboby”? So many cakes, so many mysteries. I guess we should take comfort in the fact that the last decorator spelled “you’re” correctly. I laughed so hard my cat got annoyed and jumped off my lap.
I can't figure out what "shix murph" is supposed to mean. Is it supposed to say "shit smurf"? It's not quite implausible enough that I can get myself to let it go.
Ha HA! I didn't notice Buzzard was misspelled. I cringed at the "U" for you lol
Uh, is it normal for one's eye to continually twitch?
Just love how "Noboby" love you.... Someboby loved them enough to give them a cake.... I mean, who spends money on someboby you don't love? Lol
@Borg: Either that or "shit, Murphy."
I just want to know "why" on most of these...what's the story? And then what did they do when the cake was wrong?
So many questions!!
'Murph' is a common abbreviation of the name Murphy. I think he's a stick.
These had me laughing so hard my husband had to take a look at what I was doing. Lol even he laughed loudly.
The 'Good Riddens' cookie cake is so beautifully done!
The riddens is the tail end of a highstorm, obviously. https://coppermind.net/wiki/Highstorm#Description
I get the message, but why would one use a gouache tube to write that "your older then dirt" on that cake ?
I don't about that first cake. Maybe they're celebrating the fact that he just got a job with the NYSE. There's still that misspelling of "you're" hanging there though.
That first cake must be for someone named Joe who owns a chain of grocery stores.