Fire Two!

Think that last wreck was bad?

Well, it was.

Really, REALLY bad.

But now it's time to turn up the heat and fire off a few more fire wrecks. Oh yeah. FEEL THE BURN!

Burn, amoeba, burn.

Finger-licking flames? NOW we're cooking!

AHAHAHAHAAA!

But seriously, that's awful.

And speaking of "finger-licking," I think this campfire took the term a little too literally:

The Cheez Whiz isn't helping.

FIRE AT WILL!

Or possibly Bob.

Harley Davidson has always been known for its "tough guy" image.

That and leather halter tops. (For the last time, John: NOT a good look for you.)

Oh, and also french fries.

Lots of french fries.

Born to be deep fried and salted.

Now, close your eyes. Give me your hand. Darling. Am I...only dreaming? Or is...this...burning...AN ETERNAL FLAME??

No? Oh.

Well alright then.

A toast to Brandi V., Quinn S., Tracey, Holly F., April Z., and Jackie M. for the flame wars.

And also to Basic Instructions for a little inspiration.

FIBER!!

To quote Bill Cosby: "Thebere ibis uh fiber in mah mabouth!"

At least, I *think* that's what's happening here.

More specifically: a squirrel with his ears on fire.

But then, I always get off to a Rocky start on Mondays. 

Thanks to Jeff G., whose bottom lip is on the floor. I'll take that as a compliment.