Eh, You Get the Idea

Oh, dear.

He's a real salt-of-the-earth kinda guy.

Technically it was his cake, but Art's a little confused.

They were trying to get right to the heart of the matter.

 (Whaddaya mean, you don't like my puns? Why, aorta...!)

But it's her second Ivy one.

Say again?

And finally, I have no punny one-liner for this, but it's still my favorite:

Sha-SHING!!

Thanks to Shawn W., Silex, Christin D., Shauna M., Christina S., Carolyn, & Vickie H. for these shing examples of wreckery.

Say My Name, Say My Name

At some point during a bakery phone order, you really have to ask yourself:

"Why's it taking this guy so long to write my name down, anyway?"

And for future reference, I actually prefer it "with just won 'N' in Orange."

Still, the important thing is that I know I'm your one and only.

Or...that.

Also, you should know that of all the variations my name is subjected to, the worst of them all, without a doubt, is "Iffer."

I said, "one F!!"

Jenn M., Lisa W., & Krista K.? You have been warned.