Crapping Sprinkles
March 19, 2019 Those bizarre "ice cream cones" are back, and this time...
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...they're crapping sprinkles.
Silly bakers, can't you see you're trying too hard? I mean, just balloons would be FINE.
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I can see how I walked into that one.
Rosella's office had cupcakes for a pregnant co-worker, and call me crazy, but I *think* she's having a boy:
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Ever heard the saying, "This isn't 'goodbye', it's only 'farewell'?"
Huh. Well, neither has this baker:
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Now, GET OUT.
Sometimes, when I'm out of Whoopie Pies and everything is awful, I like to remind myself, "Hey, Jen, you know what? This is someone's wedding cake:"
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And suddenly life isn't so bad.
(Well, except for the no-Whoopie-Pies thing. John, get on that, will you?)
So, Sarah L., Joann F., Rosella S., Justin C., & Danielle E., got any whoopie pies? Asking for a friend.
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Reader Comments (6)
Uhhhhhhhh. O_o
The frightened Zigzag Monsters are pooping rainbow polka-dots. What was going through that Wreckerator's mind?!
On that first one, maybe those are underwater ghosts, wearing...are you ready for this?
Skullcaps!
Oh man I feel for the bride seeing that cake. Wow and am trying so hard to stop laughing at the crapping sprinkles lol.
#1 - are those eyeball things edible? At least the mustaches have gone.
#2 - clearly what the client wanted was just balloons - NO AIRBRUSHING! They didn't get it.
#3 - I think that is meant to be a cute nappy pin (diaper in the US). Couldn't they see what it looked like?
#4 - words fail me.
#5 - I hope that picture was taken seconds before the bride rammed the cake over the decorator's head.
The "Just Balloons" cake is wrong in so many ways...
1: The balloons are flying in all different directions.
2: There is poop on the border. POOP, I TELL YOU!
3: It says "Just Balloons" on it. I don't think there's any occasion that calls for that inscription.
4: The top border doesn't match: red, poop, and ugly airbrushing.
5: Was this cake for someone who felt like eating a calico cat, or made by a baker who felt like eating a calico cat? Those were unfortunate color choices for the airbrushing on the sides.
6: The yellow balloons look like baby poop. Yay, more poop!