8 St. Patrick's Cakes That Require Beer Goggles

THIS WEEKEND, WE ARE ALL IRISH!!

Except maybe this guy:

 Yeah. Stay away from that guy.

Now listen, Wreckies, while you're out ingesting all that green beer, I want you to remember: drinking-and-running-over leprechauns is NOT COOL.

Guess he forgot his lucky charms.

That said, a little alcohol might help explain this:

::head tilt::

Nope, I'm wrong. 

Only a LOT of alcohol can explain this.

Still don't know what they are, but I guess Trish has dibs.

And remember, boys and girls: seeing a giant beard with a popcorn mustache is fine:

  ... but when the beard starts talking, it's time to call it a night.

Another way you know the party's gone too long? 

When PBR starts making sense.

No, not the beer - PBR is Roy G. Biv's cousin. 

(Give it a minute.)

(Theeeere it is.)

 And while we're on the subject, let's give pot a wide berth tonight, too, ok?

'Cuz that thing looks nasty.

 Oh, but look! 

It's a St. Patrick's Day miracle!

  The dog turd is pooping a rainbow!

 LUCKY US.

Thanks to Mindy W., Holly F., Sarah S., Lindsay J., Stephanie V., Mel M., Marlie B., & Christina R. for refraining from pinching one off.

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Comments

[Lady Anne]

Agnes, over at GoComics.com is trying to peddle a Lillian the Leprechaun doll that she made. It looks almost as good as these cakes.

[Kim]

That first one looks like Mr. Bill-"Oh noooooooooo"

[Borg]

I don't know why you're so confused by Trish's seven-leaf clover; it's like you've never seen a seven-leaf clover before!

[Debra Crosby]

My favorites have to be the ice cream cone tits. That were made for Trish! 😂

[Anne-Marie]

Is that third photo pots o'gold on their sides? If not, I got nothin'.

[James]

Well, they always said there was a crock of something at the end of the rainbow...

[ArleneMarie]

I am guessing the wreckerators started drinking early and left these "gifts" for the customers lol. Oh man..

[Donna Schoonover]

Love these cakes- thanks!

[Ax]

Pusheen found a PBR today http://pusheen.com/post/183585501477

[Nahtmmm]

The first one reminds me of the staring Pikachu meme.