Mama MIA!
January 25, 2019 Tabitha G. ordered a Mario cake for her five-year-old's birthday party.
You know Mario, right?
;)
Yeah. This guy.
And that's when things went horribly, hilariously wrong:
;)
"Did-a somebody call-a a plumber?" [eyebrow waggle]
No, no, take a moment. Soak it alllll in. The leather biker hat. The earring. The collar. The nipple and gratuitous chest hair. Oh yeah, and the fact that his lower half is on backwards. (Why? WHY??)
How did this happen? Why does this art even exist? And seriously, what the heck is going on with that front butt?
The world may never know.
We DO know the bakery replaced The Village Mario here with a free Spongebob cake, though.
So Tabitha, just one question:
Was SpongeBob wearing a gimp suit? :D
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Reader Comments (31)
That's not his butt, hon. He's got a chubby belly and... he's happy to see you.
The only way this makes sense is if she went into the erotic bake shop by mistake. O_o
I guess it proves there really is fetish fan art (?) for EVERYTHING... Though it makes you wonder how the baker even found this, or what sorts of Google searches their computer was used to doing???
So many questions!!
So Mario is having a gay old time, is he? And what do he and Bowser do when they aren't fighting?
And if a Princess Peach cake had been requested, would she have been done up in a dominatrix theme?
What are these bakers inhaling or shooting up? Are they even sane? Do they even have a right mind?
That looks like edible paper. So, yes, how did that go so wrong? What kind of website did they get that picture from?
I don’t think his lower half is on backwards. On closer inspection, the lumps are the line of his stomach on the left and, center stage his...uhhhh...pepperoni bulge. That I stopped and studied this long enough to reach this conclusion disquiets me and I already regret it.
The hands seem off too. Are they upside down? Or maybe this is Mario's back, and it's the nipple that's misplaced.
That can't be a plumber, no crack is showing at the top of the pants. (nod)
When you google for cartoon character, DeviantArt is not your #1 source for authentic imagery.
Did the baker *KNOW* this was for a small child? And yes, I think he's been put together from spare parts - the knees don't normally bend in that direction, and his hands are off. Not as "off" as the baker, but definitely off.
I'm eternally grateful that I didn't have a mouthful of coffee or similar when I looked at that image. I would have then had to explain how I ruined my computer screen and keyboard...
So wrong on so many levels.
Bakers really need to learn about 'safe search' options when googling a character.
This is like the Little Mermaid priest all over again. It's clearly supposed to be a knee, but um... Wow it looks like someone else. 😆
He's leaning up against a wall. If you Google image search Gay mario it makes a little more sense. His bottom isnt on backwards.
This is so very wrong and so very weird! Yes, that could be a bulge but his knee is bending the wrong way which leads me back to the front butt. But his knee could be bent to the side which means it COULD be a bulge, but then what is that other bump? I'm so confused! And seriously what image search was done that THIS is what came up first?!?! Even as the first high enough quality image to print?!? Why Baker person! WHY?!M
What the what!? There’s a huge disconnect between the figure and the inscription.
Leather Daddy Mario... Hmmm I know a few guys who'd love this!
Note to bakers: If you don't know how a cartoon character looks like, please consult the customer when picking a picture out of google image search - especially if it's for a five-year-old.
I'm really unsettled about this. I really need more information .
At least they got the mustache right.
Imagine if she'd asked for Luigi.
Maybe there is a very disappointed Birthday boy at the Blue Oyster Bar who got the mainstream version of Mario
Well you have shocked my poor hubby who loves Mario. He took one look and dropped his beloved pizza lol. I am still dying of laughter and he's playing Mario Kart to get over the image.
@Lady Anne - the cake has the text "happy 5th birthday Tony" on it, so they knew this was for a small child and went with... this... anyway.
All that's missing is a nipple ring. Maybe it's on the other side.
Rule 34?
Like others have said, that ain't a backwards bottom, hon. But the sheer horror of the reality probably caused your brain to seize upon the closest, safest alternate fact. 😝
A friend on facebook messaged me that this had been posted. I'm laughing and crying all over again!!! It was a local grocery store bakery. My husband went to pick the cake up and called from the store. It went something like this... "umm... I think there's something... wrong. It... doesn't look right. It just... I'll send you a pic." I took one look and said, "You stay right there! I'm on my way." I drove to the store. He took the rest of the groceries... I spoke with the baker that happened to be an older lady (perhaps 60's?). "Did you even look at this? A nipple! A nipple!?" She shrugged. We stared at each other. I said slowly. "Can I speak with your manager?" I had to travel up to the front with this XXX cake. Lol Walk of shame? Lol He took one look. We go BACK to the bakery. Refund. New cake ordered. He offers to deliver free cake. Gift cards. Appparently, the image had been ordered as a joke gift for a bachelor's party... and the image was placed in the "safe for use" files.
Our autistic, video game lovin,' child still hasn't seen this picture. He's 10.
Needed this laugh again!!!!!! Bahahahahaha
*stares at cake*
OMG! WTF! Who would use that? How long did they google to even find something like that?
My God, it's like a train-wreck of questionable anatomy; I want to look away but I can't, it's just too weird!
*reads Tabitha G's description of the event*
ROFL.
But here's the real question... did anyone bother to remove the "bachelorette cake Mario" from the store's image files, or is it still lurking in there, waiting to be used on some other unsuspecting kid's cake?
@dutchgrl47
"All that's missing is a nipple ring. Maybe it's on the other side."
Or maybe it's just... lower...*shudders*...
You should see the fetish art of yoshi.
"I'm looking for a new rider *👀*"
Many comments are saying that the bottom half is not backwards and Mario is just.. happy to see you. BUT have you not seen his legs? That is not how they work and bend! He is backwards and whoever drew this is the CCC of the art world.