Thursday
Aug302018
FOR A MAN
August 30, 2018 LET'S
GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS
To decorate...
;)
...the buns.
::chorus::
♫ FOR A MAN!♩
;)
We must be literal-minded bakers!
♫ YES WE CAN ♩
;)
With all the wit of a drunk baboon!
♫ WHO IS NAN♩
;)
I'm pretty sure one of these is right!
Sorry for this
;)
...but we're all on break
♫ 'Til noooooon!
Thanks to Nicole, Junior C., Suresh D., Kathy A., & Scott W. for the dishonor on our cakes... and the ear worm.
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Reader Comments (16)
How can any person with a functioning cortex step back, look at these cakes and think "yep, that is perfect?" bahahahaha
What in the hell is the first one SUPPOSED to be?!
So...the cupcakes at the top are supposed to be rabbits? Not the kind you have shipped in a brown paper wrapper?
Holey mother of.... THIS is a collection of ... well , google the word "idiot" and these would fit right in...
I think the first one is upside-down chicks, but I have no idea what event calls for cupcakes of upside-down chicks.
2. When you don't know how to spell 'congratulations', just let the piping bag do its own thing and say you ran out of room. For the rest, I'm guessing 'Canson' is a new dad.
3. Customer: "This order confirmation is the only paper I could find. I write what I want the cake to say on the back, see?" [Wreckerator flips paper over again] "Got it."
4. "I am NOT making another cake at five minutes to closing on Friday. Fortunately, Nan's kids refused this cake because it says, 'hoppy birthday'. 'Nan', 'man', close enough. Let's hope he's 94."
5. A tragic waste of reasonably close balloons.
I agree with Jodi; what the HELL is the first one? As for the rest - well, the mind boggles!
As for the first cake, are those fat, swollen chicken feet or are they penis(es) with three testicles?
What's up?
Chicken Butt!!!!!!!😄
I kinda wanna order a photo cake from " nowcake . com " which I find is actually named "borracchini's bakery," just to see what happens.
For the record; rabbits have 4 toes and a dew claw. And only 2 testicles. And those really are nice balloons. (thank you, blush)
SMDH over that third one. There is NO EXCUSE. That idiot needs a pink slip NOW.
About those cupcakes, and to paraphrase The Princess Bride: What are those _things_ ?
The phone number of the person who ordered the amazon prime cake is in the email footer; you might want to blur it.
The cake for Carson is interesting. That for a man part is a decent explanation for the red, white and blue sperm on the cake.
Anyone who ate from that witless, mentally deficient third one suffered a loss of 80 IQ points. :-|