A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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July 31, 2018 This is the most horrifying cake math I've ever seen, minions.
It's scarring.
Traumatizing, even.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
[skips away whistling]
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Admit it; the resemblance is uncanny.
Thanks, Anthony K. I think.
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Reader Comments (24)
Meh, I'm not sure. I always assumed that in cake math the sum was WORSE than it's parts. In this case, the parts are definitely worse than the sum *shudders* Haha
Poor cake is crying! He even has a runny nose.
For all that is good in this world, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?
That second one's not a cake. It's called a blobfish. Nice try though.
[Editor's note- Okay, Lou. -john (thoJ)]
I'm less bothered by the blobfish shape than by the runny nose!
What's worse... the "tear"... or the "boogers"?
I can’t stop laughing at that blob fish’s nose- help!
Blob fish is cuter, IMO. AND.....WHY ARE THE EYES X'D OUT? Yow.
Jen, stop clowning around.
I'd eat it. Mostly because I hate clowns and stabbing it would make me feel better than looking at it XD
The poor blob fish looks much better in its proper environment under the sea, at pretty serious depths and pressure. Imagine how you would look at the bottom of the marianas trench!
The flower peed in Dead Clownblob's eye making him/her cry, Everyone knows crying makes your nose run! Other than those things it's not a bad Dead Clownblob. Not there is such a thing as a good Dead Clownblob.
Bleeding from the eye and snot running down the nose. Classy.
Lou, for your future reference, that is a clown with a balloon in the first image. Just though you might be wondering. And with a STEM education, we'd all know what those funny + and = decorations are.
The thing that haunts our nightmares... well, maybe not, but I'm sure it brought a laugh to CW readers.
I am horrified lol. I never knew fish like that existed. Now I wish I still lived in blessed ignorance lol.
That's snot funny!
I love that the result is snot-crying, like "I didn't ASK to be made!"
I hope someone bought it and put it out of its misery.
I'd like to point out that the first pic is not a cake either! ;-)
Maybe the clown underwent the Curse of the Abyss.
Given the general nerdiness of the CW crowd, I'm surprised no-one's gone there yet but....
"Sideshow Blob"
...and that's all I have to say about that.
Nerfbomb wins the day.
Poor blobfish, yanked from its underwater home to be made fun of...
Nerfbomb FTW