Friday
May182018
Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys
May 18, 2018 ;)
This cake is so disturbing, I'm almost glad the picture doesn't include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they're also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.
And what kind of occasion calls for a "naked babies riding carrots" decor, anyway? No, wait, maybe I don't want to know...
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Reader Comments (15)
Honestly, that cake is perfect for ANY occasion.
I don't see anything disturbing....I see a simple game. The babies are doing a version of "Red Light/Green Light".On a signal (like maybe a starting gun) the babies have to move to anotther empty carrot. Sounds boring? Well, then let's pretend that they have to get off the cake altogether, even faster......'cause the party's starting...,and they're ALL going to die!!Bwahaahaa!!
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I am weird, because I think this is cool. Have no idea what's about but at least it's presented well. Odd, a bit creepy, but nice presentation.
This is the cake that made me visit here every day. It still makes me laugh and want one all at the same time!
I think it would make a great wedding cake! ROFL!
It’s my all-time favorite cake wreck, the baby carrot jockeys! Yay!🥕
Ahh...the classic....
I think the most disturbing thing is that it looks like the Mohawks were PIPED on...
Maybe it's a... baby shower carrot cake?
Their hand is up as they ride the carrots, just like bullriders ride with one hand up. I am guessing they are riding 🥕, because it’s easier to make carrots out of icing than it is bulls.
the ur-wtf cake...
the original posting of this connected me to your gloriously demented sensibility, for which i am forever grateful. my daily perusal of this site has always been time well spent.
thank you!
The one, the only! The first CakeWreck that made me laugh until tears ran down my leg!!! And made me love cake wrecks and become a loyal fan/reader!
Keep on Wrecking!
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Got some of those babies frozen in ice cubes at a baby shower! I rescued as many as I could, but I had no idea what to do with them!! Thanks, Cakewrecks!
You're going to end soon, aren't you? You're going through the classics.
At this point I would rather have this cake at a baby shower than some of the other scarier ones lol. At least the babies look like they are having fun lol.
Yeah, that's totally not weird at all.
Actually, i thought this was funny and made a cake myself with these. Then invited friends to a kids restaurant. Let's say we got banned and some kids hade their childhoods ruined