Wax Poetic, Wax Off

Because bad poems and bad cakes go together like two things that go together and also rhyme.

Long like the trombone
are a giraffe's neck bones
7 bones
Bony bones
But Phil only had one bone.

Sucks to be you, Phil.

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There once was a baker called Smit
Whose spelling was never a hit
From what I have heard
He botched ev'ry word
Except one: that guy knew his...

...stuff.

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Elsa didn't know
Until blood started flowing
What she'd created

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DO NOT

stand

in
         cake
             case

[whispering] Bakeryyyyy

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Once in a season, very near Fall
From deep in the forest, trees shady and tall

Comes something peculiar, and so seldom seen
Like a leprechaun's gold, or a unicorn's spleen

Look quickly, my brethren, for with any luck
You'll be graced with the majesty of Weenie Buck

*snapsnapsnap*

Thanks to Keelan M., Julia C., Jess K., Kia H., & Kristy D. for helping us channel our inner Charlie McKenzie. ("WOMAN! Whoaaaaa-MAN!")

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Comments

[SaraCVT]

“Olaf has left the Bakery. Olaf has been saved.”?

[Sue]

Is it just me, or is there a Grinch-like green monster in the grass, with black eyes and a wide black grin? the facing-right edge, with foxtails for a topknot...?
Deer-eating.

[Zeenia]

Is that a leather belt? Does Weenie Buck like him some domination play?

[Lady Anne]

I'm not sure I even want to know the back story to that sign!

[LisaP]

Some mated a Dachshund with a deer. Interesting.

[Vasilisa]

Anna (to Olaf): And you're alive?

Olaf: I'm undead and I'm gonna haunt your dreams

[Lisa]

Weenie Buck.... *giggles*

You guys made me snort at work.

[Cheryl]

This post was so huge, it was like Sputnik! (So I Married An Axe Murderer is one of my favorite films ever. ) Thanks for the delightful giggles!

[J'NaeNae]

If Elliot and the German dog could reproduce...that would be weenie buck. (I'm referencing Open Season movie)

[Leta]

I love the reference to "I Married An Axe-Murderer!" That
is a great movie.

[Mike]

There once was a woman named Jen
Who set up a website and then
Showed wrecks phenomenal
That were truly abominable
And we laughed until who knows when.

[Mike]

Humpty Dumpty merges with Olaf merges with the Michelin Man. A creation only a wreckerator could make.

[Yet another Jen]

Who remembers that long-ago meme of the girl who put her arms in her sweatpants? I think she morphed into that giraffe.

Holly (blank) your 40 - Original title of "Annie Get Your Gun"?

Uh…I'm gonna keep scrolling past freaky Olaf to the bottom…

Someone mentioned the Grinch. I wonder if that's the little dog from the Grinch as he appears in the summertime. Also, um, that's not real grass, is it? What *is* that?

[Emily]

Wreckies,
Wreckies!
WRE-E-E-E-KIES!
Un-appealing
Un-appetising
Un-bought...ED?
Stefan,
Get me off this profession
CALLED
DECORATOR

[CC]

I used to work for a retail bakery and I remember TONS of kids that would actually climb into the cake case, so I would imagine that this bakery had to put a sign to prevent something similar from happening.

[Arlene Marie]

Oh poor Olaf lost his head then apparently found it again. To the horror of many in the room lol.

[Charisse]

Am I the only one that sees Michael Keaton when looking at Olaf?

[pat gann]

How many eyes does Phil have?

[Alison in Indiana]

It is not the Grinch, it is a snake in the grass. Wonder if that is edible, too. How does one make a snake out of cake?

[Classic Steve]

@Charisse: That would be Jack Frost.