Passive Aggressive Cakes

Everybody loves getting a cake, right?

Well, unless it's one of these.

Hah! Wait, you are joking, right? Uh, yeah, I think maybe I'll pass - thanks, though. Really.

No, seriously; now you just seem too eager. Keep your stinkin' cake, alright?

Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. Back off, Chucky-boy!

No!

Well, I should think so! You're supposed to be sweet little confections, not all threatening and...

...eek! Uh, no problem, mister Cake, sir - not a word from me, nuh-uh!

Kelly, Moxie, Michele H., Ashley C., and Nikki P., I've been trying to cut down on sugar lately, and I think it's getting to me. If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go lay down for a spell...

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Comments

[Mike]

1) This cake was obviously made by cannibals.
2) "I wondered what happened to your poison dart frog collection".
3) Yes, it is closer than ever. See that fork creeping up on the right? It's been dipped in cyanide.
4) Why? Is this poisoned, too? Besides, I'm not a vacuum cleaner.
5) When you don't care enough to say it face to face.
6) What are they hiding and why?

[mindy1]

I NEED to know the stories behind these cakes...

[Jilara]

So the last one came from the Mafiosi Bakery? Did it come with a free horse head? (Hmm, now there's a cake idea! That might be the one that contains hair and bone fragments!)

[Theo Bromine]

What I find impressive is how these all have well-executed decorations, no running colours, no misshapen icing blobs, AND proper spelling and grammar!

[Zeenia]

Neat spacing, no spelling mistakes and beautiful lettering. And yet a simple 'happy birthday' makes them spastic. Is sociopathy a required trait for bakers?

[Gayle]

I think someone wants all the cake to themselves ! Excellent plan....mwahahahaha

[Stephanie S.]

1st Rule: You DO NOT TALK about CAKE CLUB!!

[Arlene Marie]

Well now I just won't order a birthday cake this year lol. I wonder if pies will be any safer? Probably not at least not from these bakeries lol.

[JMixx]

"Do you remember that funny little fellow who just got out of the hospital? What was his name...Ren...something... Renfield! Yes, that's it. No, we didn't see discharge papers; he just came in and said he'd just 'gotten out' of the hospital, so we hired him for the bakery job."

"In other news, we saved enough on Aunt Frieda's 'final expenses' to buy a nice cake. Want a slice?"

[anne]

now I know how to get the whole cake for myself. thanks.