Thursday
Mar222018
"Baby" Showers
March 22, 2018 Some cakes make you wonder what species of baby is being welcomed into the world:
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"Extra, extra! Read all about it! Swamp Thing procreates!
Becomes spokesperson for cloth diapers!"
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I think this is a monkey.
[German accent] "Wouldst you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! LOVE HIM!!"
And finally, we have our mutant flippered pig-child of perpetual worry:
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Or maybe that's pain; it probably hurts to be skewered through the hand with a rose stem.
Kimberly L, Erin G., & Justin E., now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
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Reader Comments (11)
1) This looks like Elmo went to the beach and got sunburned to a crisp.
2) Hey, the Wolfman had a son. (Poor kid, he'll be shaving early and often).
3) I hope this kid has strong arms, because with no legs, he'll never walk. (I guess none of these bakers ever studied anatomy).
These remind me of the joke where the doctor delivered the baby, took one look at him, and slapped the mother. Except in this case, these bakers should be slapped - REPEATEDLY!!!!
Glad to see the swamp thing being proactive about protecting the environment. Keeping the Earth safe for future generations of swamp thing.
It ain't easy being green.
These people dare to call themselves pros... >:(
Poor Lily. Still in diapers and already her breasts are sagging to her navel.
Perhaps Lily was taught to hold a rose in the same manner Patrick Star advised holding a jellyfish net:
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!
Those monkey lips...
I cannot stop laughing. Even my husband took a look at the first one and thought it was Grover from Sesame Street lol. Poor baby Tristan lol.
I'm having a flare-up of my Well-Actually disease.
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Green baby is actually a thing, I was born with meconium stained amniotic fluid and came out so colored my dad got me a stuffed Gonzo.
I looked at Cake #1 and thought, "Frog Parking Only. All Others Toad."
I'm pretty late in all this, but that third cake reminded me of the classic Gorons from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.