THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
December 19, 2018 Just one week left 'til Christmas (!!), and the wrecks you guys are sending in just keep getting more bizarre by the day:
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THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
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"...and all the acid rain and pollution seeped into Frosty's body, turning him into a petrified statue of ash, all because someone didn't take out the recycling when his parents asked.
"THE END."
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Is this:
A) The Eye of Sauron
B) A taco wearing a corset
C) The Eye of Sauron wearing a corset
or
D) Real life?
You might think the simplest, easiest option would be an elegant red bow on a plain white cake.
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But, CLEARLY, you would be wrong.
(What did the baker use for a piping tip? His teeth?)
This next one is tentacly titled "I'm dreaming of a Cthulhu Christmas."
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Darkly dreaming, of course.
Wondering what those are supposed to be? So was I, until Sarah sent in this photo from a different store:
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(Yes, yes, I know it's supposed to be a tree. I just refuse to accept it.)
And finally, a little holiday math for you:
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Angels we have heard below
Softly singing "oh-hh noooOooo!"
Thanks to wreckporters Elizabeth T., Tina, Gene H., Jill W., Billy G., Sarah L., & Amy V.
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Reader Comments (36)
Ah! Those green worm-like …things are probably an homage to the latest creature discovered in the Panamanian rain forest; News Item:
A blind, worm-like amphibian that burrows underground, that may soon be extinct because of climate change, has been named after Donald Trump
Oh gosh, I lost it on that last one! Just about choked on my toast!
What species of tree looks like intestines gone wild? O_o
The second picture and your caption reminded me of a parody of the old Irving Berlin song that I thought of some years back and this seems like the perfect time to share it.
I'm dreaming of a black Christmas.
Complete with smog and soot and acid rain,
Where the tree tops glisten, from nuclear fission,
And toxic wastes go down the drain.
I'm dreaming of a black Christmas,
With every Christmas card I write.
May your days be dreary with blight,
And may all your Christmases look like night.
Love the idea of a disco sheep.
Is the first one Santa Claus in a tanning bed? He’s looking a little pale.
The green things are Grinch hands holding an ornament. At least that is what I think it is. :)
The glass Christmas balls on the tree-tentacles really worry me. Plastic is bad enough but glass shards! Ewww!
OH MY GOD - COFFEE EVERYWHERE!!! Loved the Mr. Bill angel! You knocked it out of the park today, guys. Well done!!!
Merry Christmas!
Maybe those are Grinch hands instead of trees?
My guesses on the green cupcakes with the ornaments...think there supposed to be grinch fingers holding the ornament but upside down, I think anyways...
A tree? Because I was thinking Grinch toes.
I think that last one might be Mr Bingle, a New Orleans Christmas character. But still not a good rendition of him.
Grinch fingers?
Oh. Goodness. Cant even.
That fourth "cake" looks like someone slapped a pile of raw salmon on it. So... festive???
Clearly that's the eye of sauron in a tack costume and corset
That green nastiness is visually referencing Jim Carrey's Grinch costume.
I'm ready for Christmas now that I've seen an Angel Mr. Bill!
Oooooo, nooooo!
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Clearly Frosty was one of the 50% that was affected by the snap of Thanos’ fingers!
that big red bow decoration...they used a big wide tip that is used to frost the side of a cake in 1 go around it is skinny but about 2 inches long so it is like making wide ribbon
The one that is "supposed" to be a red bow....my husband said "Is that a squid?"
hahaha!
Could the green cupcakes with the ornament on the tree stand possibly be The Grinch hand with an ornament outstretched in it?!? Just a thought...instead of a Christmas tree. Sad either way, but curious.
I thought the green things were Grinch fingers!
Those last ones look like they're supposed to be a Grinch hand holding an ornament like the movie promos.
Please tell me those aren't glass ornaments on the "tree" cupcakes.
The second "Christmas tree" photo made it all clear - they were patently turkeys left over from Thanksgiving, except they've gone a bit off now and have turned bright green! DO NOT EAT!!!
Why are there roses on the grey snowman cake?
If you turn the third one it might be a football?
🎶🎶I’m dreaming of a Cthulhu Christmas 🎶🎶
🎶🎶Just like the Old Ones used to know🎶🎶🎶
That third cake?
It's just a fantasy.
That Mr. Bill angel thing has me laughing so hard. How do they do this and still have jobs??
Eye of Sauron, my foot - it is obviously the DNA of a babe in a manger...
I think that's a pineapple wearing a corset.
Who decorates aloe vera for the Christ mass? Is that an angel caught in a napkin ring?
I never realized until just now the one thing that has been missing in my life: disco sheep! That is going to be my new thing for 2019.