Whoaaaa MAN.
December 18, 2018 [putting on sunglasses]
[lighting groovy cigarette]
[signalling groovy bass player to start groovy bass music]
CAKE!
So sad, bra.
;)
Standing like Santa,
;)
Grilling like gangsta...
I wonder who gives out more
COAL.
[whispering]
As the ephemeral frigidity succumbs to day's full wrath...
;)
My cone melts.
CAKE!
Sad.
Cake.
Dripping like mad
;)
Come back to my pad
I'll make you
a
sprinkle
surprise.
;)
Hey Jane, hand me
that shovel.
Why's it always have to be snakes?
;)
Popsicle.
;)
IN MY FACE.
[blows out candle]
Thanks to Kristin and Gary H., Ashley B., Ellen M., Mab R., Wendy H., Rachel J., & Margot V. We're all snapping our fingers in your direction.
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Reader Comments (11)
Hahahaha! Watch out turkey wangs, snake wangs are joining the phallic cake competition.
1) This, kids, is why you don't eat too many leafy green vegetables, or your poop looks like these.
2) I know Santa Claus conquered the Martians, but I didn't know the Cylons from the original Battlestar Galactica conquered Santa Claus.
3) Look, it's Mario and Luigi. Maybe the new game is Mario Brothers Battle the Wreckerators.
4) This is either another frog mutated by chemicals in the water or someone has genetically fused a frog and an octopus.
5) Hollywood, we've found your "B" movie monster. Would you please come and get him?
6) Wouldn't you think if he was cold, he'd put the hat on his head and not his tail? So much for the serpent being wise.
7) This is why you must be alert on the job site. This is obviously the result of a bricklaying accident.
This is cute. I heard Mike Meyers in So I Married an Axe Murdered in my head. Jane! How do I get off this crazy thing - called love?
That Santa looks like Maximilian and BOB from the Black Hole movie had a love child.
I looooove it so much when you refer to So I Married an Ax Murderer! You stole my heart and my...cat.
WHOAAAAA. You have some mad skillz to figure out what those were supposed to be! And SUPER MAD SKILLZ in the poetic beatz.
Groovy!
Actually, I liked the snake. He has a friendly face! LOL
Woman
Whoa man
Whooooooa man
Listen to me
You gotta belief
There is no groo-VY cigarette
Did Santa get squished by a box smasher while standing there? I can only imagine the coal whoever gets that cake is gonna get lmao.
Are we sure that Santa isn't E.T.?