Of Newspapers And Key Wangs

Q: What did Sarah get when she ordered a newspaper cake like this for her Dad's birthday?
(by Jo's Cakes)
A: Something black and white and wrecked all over.
(On the plus side, at least it wasn't for a big milestone birthday or anyth... oh.)
I hear these guys are out standing in their field:
Suh-WHEAT!
So do you think Kati needs help healing or falling?
Either way, at least we know what the baker could do better.
"Gimme an E!
"Gimme an R!
"What's that spell?"
DANGIT, BARB.
And finally, how do I know this is supposed to be a car key?
Because I'm a sporty little number, and it's TURNING ME ON.
Heyyyyooooo!!
(Just kidding.)
(I'm not sporty.)
Thanks to Sarah R., Min, Kati, Edward P., & Jennifer T., who much prefers driving a hard... bargain.
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Reader Comments (8)
You see a dong, I see a bicycle seat but I don't think anyone could see a car key.
1) No wonder newspapers are on the way out.
2) Rice? Kelp? Seaweed?
3) She's obviously a stunt woman and this is her co-workers way of encouraging her to do better stunts.
4) And Baker - short on brains.
5) Looks like a bicycle seat. Maybe they're in training for the Tour De France.
It took me WAY too long to figure out what was wrong with the Marine Crops cake, lol! And I wonder if the first wreckorator has never seen an actual newspaper, only online news? But even then, the premise is pretty much the same, so...
I would love to meet the baker that stood back and said "yup, that looks good!" O_o
#2 (wreck #1) See November 12 page, bottom image.
#3 I think I see seaweed, so it's perfect, no?
I would totally visit BatTrek Beach.
Could be a banjo case.
And I wonder what the customer thought seeing that uh not key like shape they ended up with lmao. I would be dying of laughter at that party.