FYI: The Halloween Ghosts Are Coming Along Swimmingly
October 5, 2018 ATTENTION MINIONS:
Just a PSA to let you know your friendly neighborhood wreckerators have been MOST productive this week.
Check out what's "Coming Soooooon."
;)
(It's actually supposed to read "Boooo," but my version is way scarier when you throw sperm into the mix, am I right?)
(Granted, almost EVERYTHING edible is scarier when you... sorry. I'll stop now.)
;)
Yeah. My thoughts exactly, little guys.
(Look at their little arm floaties! D'awwwww. So adorable.)
Of course, as we ladies know, it only takes one:
;)
Ghost, that is.
You know, to scare you.
It only takes one ghost to scare you.
Because these are all TOTALLY ghosts we're talking about.
Right, guys?
;)
"Yep, only ghosts here!"
"We're super scary!"
"OoooOOOOoooo!"
"Anyone seen any giant bubbles we can head-butt really hard?"
"SHUT UP PHIL WE'RE GHOSTS"
Thanks to Bethany E., Erin W., Jen N., & Jennifer K. for the weirdest sex ed class ever.
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Reader Comments (14)
Jen, shouldn't that PSA have said that the bakers were very "reproductive" this week? It seems like that would be more in line with the theme.
This post is hilarious! Am I just gross for thinking that first cake looks so tasty I could lick the chocolate frosting off the whole thing?
*Snort* *Giggle* *Gasp* - That title!!
That gives a new meaning to "every sperm is sacred"!
My cousin put "balloons" on my GRANDMOTHER'S cake...called them "SQUIGGLES"......
I take it that the little guys in #2 are carrying X chromosomes?
@AngelaS, no you are not, I love chocolate frosting. I gotta say the "ghosts" look very excited about Halloween ;)
Teehee! The attempts are always so cute... but of course... SO VERY WRONG! I love how blob like the little ghosts look in some, and others just look like spilled icing! Ah the intention is always so sweet at least ;)
Decorator #1: "Your ghosts look like sperm."
Decorator #2: "What if I put little arms on them?"
Decorator #1: "Oh yeah, that's better."
Coming Soooooooon! giggle snort
Some of the ones on the first cake look like they're on a mission from God.
That cake wasn't from Joliet, IL, by chance?
Oh that coming soooooooooooon one has me laughing so hard. At least they aren't dead clowns.. yet lol.
The "ghosts" in the second cake look like little pea shoots (pun totally intended).
To be clear: I'm not seeing arms, I'm seeing mammary hypertrophy.