Flakes Welcome
January 16, 2018 "Hi, I'd like a cake, please, and could you put a 'happy birthday' plaque on it?"
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"No, no, I mean one of those plastic things on a spike - you know, a 'happy birthday' pick?"
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"Maybe we should start over."
"Could you write, 'Over the Hill' or 'Officially OLD' or something like that? This is for my husband, so it's ok if it's borderline rude."*
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"What the...? What is WRONG with you people? Look, my husband usually gets pie for his birthday, so I promised him that THIS year he'd get a REAL birthday cake..."
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"I WASN'T FINISHED."
"But wow, you guys are fast."
[rubbing temples] "Look, I give up. Could you just give me a cake - any cake? No writing. Just grab one out of the case and hand it to me. Please."
"Which one? Oh, I don't care...how about the one with the chocolate flakes on it? Yes, that one. Yes, the flake. Thank you."
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Oh, like you didn't see THAT coming.
*Actual dialogue Angela R. used while ordering this cake.
Thanks to Molly S., Savannah W., Angela R., Beth, Lisa H., for always taking things so literally.
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Reader Comments (1)
FY...cause i don't know what you really sound like, your voice in my head is the same as Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials. TMI?