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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
June 30, 2017;)
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Reader Comments (18)
OMG - this pink "sweety" cake - how can I ever hop to delete that from my brain????
What??? Why??? It would only make sense, if that is a "lets-celebrate-your-mensis-cake" but are teenagers not to shy to realy appreciate this type of attention to their growing-up body?????? this is so weird. even worse than those splatter-jam-vagina-head-baby-shower-cakes. (with sprinkles to imitade badly shaved pubic area)
this cake does not even show proper sprinkles.
pls - let us have the story behind that creation of mindbogglingly fearful use of topping!
For the last three, I realized I was having the exact reaction in the gif that followed, but before I scrolled down to see the gif. So props to you for accuracy there.
Well, at least that last one is keeping the British end up...sortof.
Love seeing Dean and Charlie! Penis carrots, heh. Fun times.
Thanks, Jen and John all the funny every day.
Mandy, I had the exact facial reactions to all of them, and then scrolled down and saw each gif. Excellent choice of gifs, there!
Those trees look like... and the carrots... oh, never mind. Some things you can't un-see.
Regardless of what it looks like, for $3.49 I'd buy that Sweetie CCC, and I would EAT it. Them.
#DiabeticComa
Well if you don't like it, you can make like a tree and... wait, that's not what trees do! Leaf! Leaf! I meant you could make like a tree and LEAF! The wreckorator uses a different expression than I do. *wink*
Yea, I've got nothing... the GIF's say it all O_o
OK. What on EARTH is that white THING with the Union Jack? Big Ben? Eros? C'mon, give us a hint!
Tree nuts. Looks like Sweetie is up a crack with a paddle. I'll stop there. That's enough. STAHP!
The sweetie IUD cake is so strange... all I could think is "that's a flotsam IUD cake!"
I agree with all the gifs lol. Holy cow those are definitely NOT trees lol.
Is the item (?) under the Union Jack what the British eat as "Spotted Dick"? I've seen that in cans in the international section but haven't had the desire to taste it.
Do those Ass Biscuits come from Ass Butts?? 😂
Love the Supernatural gifs! LMAO
The reaction shots are perfect. A very funny and uplifting post. Thank you.
Also chiming in on the Supernatural gifs - nice choice!
Men, if what's coming out of your, uh, 'tree' is green, you have a much bigger problem than a cake wreck.