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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Jun142017

It's A Tough Job But Someone's Gotta Blow It

WARNING: In-your-end-o jokes ahead. Hide the kids!

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John: "Hey, we had a few complaints about that baby shower cake, so let's steer clear of anything too off-color today, ok?"

Jen: "Noooo problem. I have the perfect ON color cake we can use."

John: "Yeah?"

Jen: "Yep. I call it, 'TASTE THE RAINBOW.'"

John: "NO. Definitely no."

 

Jen: "What, you don't like it?
"Then how about 'Rubber Baby Buggy Balls'?"

"See, you can already tell it's a boy!"

John: "Why does the stroller have... ?! Never mind. No."

 

Jen: "Tiger Beat?"

John: "You're killing me here.

"Can't you just post some wrecky flowers or something? Please?"

Jen: "Flowers? ON IT."

[five minutes later]

"Got one! This baker says her co-worker made a border of 'exotic flowers.' You like?

"I think I'll call it, 'Ring Around the Posy Peens.'"

John: [silent glare]

"The Pollenators?"

[...]

"Petal Pushers?"

[...]

"Sticky Stamens?"

[...]

"Calla Willies?"

[...]

"One-Eyed Snapdragons?"

[...]

"Penis Flytraps?"

John: "You're answering tomorrow's e-mail."

 

Thanks to Jody M., Amber G., Ashley, & Anony M. for helping us find the rainbow... erection.

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Reader Comments (27)

Am I missing something with the stroller picture? Where is it?

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterShay

You guys are so immature XD

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

Penis fly traps. That's made my day!

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterPen

Calla Willies made my day. Wait, all of them, yep, they all made my day! Jen and John (thoj)...THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART (with sprinkles)...for giving me smiles and snorts every day!

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCookiemama

Shay, don't focus on the wheels, focus on what's between the wheels ;-)

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterFrancisco

...and now One-Eyed Snapdragons is my Band Name of the Day®

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNagzilla

@Shay: Look between the wheels.

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

Shay, look at the bottom of the buggy between the wheels.
That first one reminds me of an inexplicable hashtag some kid scrawled on the wall of the high school where I work, last week. It was " # UnicornJizz " Whoever wrote it must have seen that cake XD

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commentercolleenoz

Hugh Hefner would have a ball with those cakes. (Get it? Hefner? Ball??? Never mind.)

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTere

*is attempting not to laugh* but *gasp* why-

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRune

See, now, I thought it was the very erect buggy handle. 😉 And now I see both!

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJasry

I love you guys!! 😂😂😂

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKat

Why do so many bakeries hire 11 year old boys to design cakes?

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBlubonnet

"One-Eyed Snapdragons" is my official new favorite description of flower-peens.

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

That chocolate one looks like a giant turd!

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChris

As always ...you guys are as hilarious as the cake wrecks you post! And I love it!

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLoren

My daughter's reaction to the first cake... "I know it's Gay Pride month, but really?"

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRenee

CALLA. WILLIES.

That is all.

June 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Second one from the bottom: What is that thing!? (With apologies to The Princess Bride)

June 15, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

OMG!
😂🤗😅😉
You guys are the BESTEST!

June 15, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

Sitting here on a break from cleaning and laughing till my side hurts!! posy peens...

June 15, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterdiddleymaz

three of the penis fly traps do not even seem to be the same color as the other five

June 15, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAdam Lane

I am laughing so hard right now. Thank you I needed a great big laugh today. Now my hubby probably thinks I am nuts lol.

June 16, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I made it though with a straight face until I hit "Calla Willies."

June 16, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterToni

But I love end-your-end-o!!!

June 16, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKnittedbooties

Penis fly traps, brillant! @Shay and Francisco and others, not only between the weels... what about the handle... 😉

June 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTala

Calla Willies!! I haven't laughed at anything that hard in awhile.

June 17, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

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