It's A Tough Job But Someone's Gotta Blow It
June 14, 2017 WARNING: In-your-end-o jokes ahead. Hide the kids!
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John: "Hey, we had a few complaints about that baby shower cake, so let's steer clear of anything too off-color today, ok?"
Jen: "Noooo problem. I have the perfect ON color cake we can use."
John: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yep. I call it, 'TASTE THE RAINBOW.'"
;)
John: "NO. Definitely no."
Jen: "What, you don't like it?
"Then how about 'Rubber Baby Buggy Balls'?"
;)
"See, you can already tell it's a boy!"
John: "Why does the stroller have... ?! Never mind. No."
Jen: "Tiger Beat?"
;)
John: "You're killing me here.
"Can't you just post some wrecky flowers or something? Please?"
Jen: "Flowers? ON IT."
[five minutes later]
"Got one! This baker says her co-worker made a border of 'exotic flowers.' You like?
;)
"I think I'll call it, 'Ring Around the Posy Peens.'"
John: [silent glare]
"The Pollenators?"
[...]
"Petal Pushers?"
[...]
"Sticky Stamens?"
[...]
"Calla Willies?"
[...]
"One-Eyed Snapdragons?"
[...]
"Penis Flytraps?"
John: "You're answering tomorrow's e-mail."
Thanks to Jody M., Amber G., Ashley, & Anony M. for helping us find the rainbow... erection.
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Reader Comments (28)
Am I missing something with the stroller picture? Where is it?
You guys are so immature XD
Penis fly traps. That's made my day!
Calla Willies made my day. Wait, all of them, yep, they all made my day! Jen and John (thoj)...THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART (with sprinkles)...for giving me smiles and snorts every day!
Shay, don't focus on the wheels, focus on what's between the wheels ;-)
...and now One-Eyed Snapdragons is my Band Name of the Day®
@Shay: Look between the wheels.
Shay, look at the bottom of the buggy between the wheels.
That first one reminds me of an inexplicable hashtag some kid scrawled on the wall of the high school where I work, last week. It was " # UnicornJizz " Whoever wrote it must have seen that cake XD
Hugh Hefner would have a ball with those cakes. (Get it? Hefner? Ball??? Never mind.)
*is attempting not to laugh* but *gasp* why-
See, now, I thought it was the very erect buggy handle. 😉 And now I see both!
I love you guys!! 😂😂😂
Why do so many bakeries hire 11 year old boys to design cakes?
"One-Eyed Snapdragons" is my official new favorite description of flower-peens.
That chocolate one looks like a giant turd!
As always ...you guys are as hilarious as the cake wrecks you post! And I love it!
My daughter's reaction to the first cake... "I know it's Gay Pride month, but really?"
CALLA. WILLIES.
That is all.
Second one from the bottom: What is that thing!? (With apologies to The Princess Bride)
OMG!
😂🤗😅😉
You guys are the BESTEST!
Sitting here on a break from cleaning and laughing till my side hurts!! posy peens...
three of the penis fly traps do not even seem to be the same color as the other five
I am laughing so hard right now. Thank you I needed a great big laugh today. Now my hubby probably thinks I am nuts lol.
I made it though with a straight face until I hit "Calla Willies."
But I love end-your-end-o!!!
Penis fly traps, brillant! @Shay and Francisco and others, not only between the weels... what about the handle... 😉
Calla Willies!! I haven't laughed at anything that hard in awhile.
OMG, the comments are almost as good as the cakes. Renee, I'm dying🤣