Thursday
Mar302017
Oooh, Hard One
March 30, 2017 YOU GUYS. I found it: the ultimate litmus test for a pure mind.
Here's how it works:
If you can look at the following cake without immediately side-eying the person next to you and/or laughing like a scandalized hyena, you pass.
Ready?
GO:
;)
Oh, and if you see the name "Emma," you pass, too.
If, however, you see a Simpson Schlong with the word WEED written on it, welcome. You're one of us.
Thanks to Susan W. & Elizabeth S. on Twitter for exposing the not-so-cold hard facts on the Danish baking industry.
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Reader Comments (53)
I definitely see a Simpson Schlong with the word WEED written on it. I am also very curious about what's going on over there on top of the lone Simpson gnad. Is the duck doing Freudian therapy with the honey bear? Is the honey pot stuck to the bear and the duck is surgically removing it? WHY is the bear laying down and smiling at the duck? WHY?
I most definitely saw a schlong. Just sayin'.
ROTFLMAO
Wait, I see WEEO, where does that put me?
Yay!!! I belong, hooray!!!!
But, oy, poor Emma. What are those parents doing? (Is it me or the teddy bear looks dead, and the ducky is watching the corpse?)
Well, I *didn't* see it, til ya said it. Sign.
Yeah, I'm one of you. I'm guessing that the shape is supposed to be a "1," in which case it really needs a base.
*Chants* one of us, one of us, one of us ....
I did see "Emma," but I also saw a Simpson schlong along with some sort of unnatural behavior between a duck and a bear. Where does this leave me?
What does it mean if you see a bird and a teddy bear?
I am one of you :D :P
Yeah, what is this even SUPPOSED to be?
I did see Emma. Then after you said it I see weed too. Now it goes back and forth in my brain like one of those optical illusions,
The birds and the bears on a weed dong...
"We are Cake Wrecks fans. We are one. Resistance is futile"
At first I saw "emmo" then I saw weed. Immediately saw the...uh..."appendage". These are truly my people.
I saw "Emmo" on a schlong, and wondered why someone would name their kid EMO. It is kind of obvious it was supposed to be a "1". At least it doesn't have whipped cream decorating it!
ME? PURE as the driven snow, I tell you.
I AM, however, a bit concerned about Pooh. The way he's looking at the bird (Is that supposed to be Woodstock??) makes me wonder what's REALLY in that "honey" pot.....
=^-.-^=
It took me a minute, but I think this is supposed to be a number 1 with Emma and some animals on it. But I also know that what I saw first was a yellow dong with WEEO written on it.
Yeah, I immediately recognized a #1 with a bird and a bear for WEEO's first birthday. But since you asked the leading question, I could see where you might see something else. That little marzipan bear looks yummy but the bird has its head o backwards.
Why is the duck's head on backwards?
I saw a schlong with 2 preschool characters..."playing doctor" and the word WEEO. I just don't even know...
Are her parents named Ross and Rachel?
Someone's reusing the penis pan again....
It's two characters from Danish kids tv called: "Bamse og kylling" (Teddy and checken". Vakse apart from the name great
I pass but only because I was completely distracted by the duck and wondering why his head was on backwards. By then, I realized it was a "one" and thus read down and saw "Emma". That said, I had no trouble seeing the Simpson's schlong and "weed" either.
So, Mr. Bear, tell me about your Mother. Bear and Bird are stoned during this therapy session, especially sitting on a Simpson Schlong.
I saw the word WEEO too. I wondered where anyone got 'emma' then I looked at the word SIDEWAYS! That explains what went wrong there...still looks like a schlong either way.
I am surprised no one has mentioned the bear's unfortunate decapitation. At first I thought there were two bears but then decided there is just one bear with his/her head cut off and moved to the side.
*Cackles like a mad thing!* Now I've got the Simpsons theme in my head. D'oh!
I definitely belong here. And I passed with an A+.
The name on the cake board says La Glace. Which is like *the* most fancy (and expensive) bakery in Denmark. Which just makes this even funnier.
Totally saw a ding-dong. But I'm on team WEEO not weed
I saw it as those picture puzzle things, and came up with...dickweed.
I could say "Big Bird", but that would be tacky.
I saw the Simpson Schlong but I saw weeo... I just thought the things on top were having fun...
I saw a yellow number one (that would have made my fifth grade math teacher lecture the entire class on how to write a 1 again), with the name 'Emmo'. Then I realized it likely was meant to read 'Emma' and your comment confirmed.
"WEED" appears to have been written by Walt Disney.
I saw WEED with a bunch of stoned animals lounging around. 😜
One of us, one of us, one of us...
Yeah, yeah, yeah cake schlong. But more importantly: BAMSE! And his very good best friend Kylling! 🐻🐥
Well, I saw a wang with the word 'W E E O' (which I read in my head as whee-oh) so yep, closely aligned with tribe.
Team WEEO. Saw the schlong. Thought hard and long on this.
WEEO and a schlong. Yup.
I did see weed and some very weird shananigans on the top of that thing lol. Heck I fear for the wreckerators sanity at this point lol.
Without your hints it would've took me hours to get 'lil Emma turned 1.
Your fifth grade math teacher would have to pass, Tifa, ones are written that way in Europe. If the cake had been presented the way it was intended, with the one vertically, everyone would have recognized it right away and read the name as EMMA, but it would not have been as much fun:-)
One of us! One of us! One of us!
I see both... what's that make me?
I saw both. Would love to know what that says about me.
I see the number 4 and the word "Dweeb", but I'm also dyslexic. ...On my second pass, no, it's not Dweeb, it's Emmo.
I still don't see a 1 or Emma.
Also, is someone crushing that bear to death with a giant pile of poo?
In order:
1) Well that's a giant wang
2) What happened to those poor animals! The duck has a broken neck and the bear is clearly dead!
3) Oh, weed. I guess that's an explanation. Though is this an anti-drug or pro-drug thing?
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4) Little Emma is definitely going to be interesting when she grows up.