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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Dec252017

Christmas Cheer

OK, team, let's see some holiday spirit!!

*ahem*

[waving pom-poms]
Give me an R!

"R!"

 

Give me an H!

"H!"

 

Give me an A!

"A!"

 

Give me an S!

"S!"

 

What's that spell?!

"MERRY X-MERRY!"

[hip sashay]
Uh-huh, uh-huh, UH-HUH!

 

Now gimmie a G!

"G!"

 

Throw it back in!

"N!
"Wait, we mean G!"

 

Got any extra Ls?

"YUP!"

 

Now just go nuts!

"Ecky ecky ecky pakang ZOOM boing erumferzerserestibleser... "
[trails off into confused mumbles]

[forward somersault into full leg split]

WAHOOO!!
Go marry, Go marry! Go! Go! Go marry!

[collapses into chair]

Ok, gang, take five.

I think my eyes are bleeding.

Well, no matter HOW you spell it, have a Merry Christmas, everyone!

 

Thanks to Abby, Jennifer S., Susan R., Christopher F., Kerri P., Catherine P., Jessica F., Kae B., Mel A., and George for spelling it out for us.

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Reader Comments (13)

Thank you so much for all the wrecks and Merry X-Merry to you!

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLawlady

And a Hoppy Marry X-Mass to you all at Cake Wrecks, too!

The "Merry / Z-Merry cake seems like some sort of Physics matter/amtimatter thing.

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRepubAnon

The bakers must be under some kind of curse. It's like someone put a mis-spell on them.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Hey Jen! I follow Epbot, and I know you like Hamilton. Eclipse 6 made this awesome parody about Rudolph, and you should totally check it out. It's called Hamildolph, and you should totally find it on Youtube. Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRhys Dawson

Are those prunes in a ball of mashed potatoes?

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

Mery Cristmax to you both as well and thanks for all the laughs throughout the year.

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCaryl

Prunes are ALWAYS an EXCELLENT choice for the eyes and mouth on a Creepy Decapitated Snowman cake.

ALWAYS!

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Is it me or does X-max sound like a failed marketing strategy from the 90's?

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBrown Wolf

Murrrmyy Chriisttmnats to Jen, John and the WreckerWregulars!!

- Al the K, standing outside at the ready with a jar of prunes and a leftover chunk of Thanksgiving yam in case it snows

December 25, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAl the K

Well prunes on that scary crying snowman head would certainly get people going.. far far away from that bakery lol.

December 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Merry X-max to you! Seriously, merry Christmas and thank you for all you do!

December 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Poor Frosty the Pruneman appears to be weeping Tammy Faye Bakker style. Not that I can blame him!

December 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

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