Step One: Cut A Hole In The Pumpkin

I can't think of a more Wrecktastic harbinger of Halloween happiness than this guy:
Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"
Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.
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Reader Comments (17)
I've never seen a fossilized goiter before.
Is that a pumpkin or are you happy to see me? ;)
Ooh, boy. Anyone feel their (his) spirits LIFTING...?
=^-.-^=
Well, the pumpkin looks just as happy, so everything's OK... ;)
Hands-free unit! It just needs a pretty bow.
Well, make no bones about it (tiny groan) I, for one, would like to know just WHAT that pumpkin is hanging.
("ON"!I meant "ON"!)
=^~.-^=
A bow tie wearing snowman head on a really big cotton ball on a skeleton holding a white ball in his right hand and dealing with a fistula on his right knee and a pumpkin where the blurry circle would be during family time shows. Nothing says Halloween better than this.
Why is his neck shaped like that? That MIGHT be the reason he’s a skeleton...
Gives new meaning to the term "boning."
Sorry. I'll go sit in the corner now.
That’s a snowman from the collar bone up!
It looks like Frosty's starvation diet went overboard. And his pumpkin bikini briefs don't help. (Besides, what's he hiding down there - snowballs?)
Thank you, Will. I was about to say something about his neck.
That decorator sure pulled a boner.
Between boner jokes and the expression on that pumpkin, that HAS to be deliberate!
Frosty's starvation diet obviously went overboard. And the pumpkin bikini briefs don't do anything for him. (Besides, what's he hiding behind them, snowballs?)
The title on this one cracks me up. =-)
I am dying of laughter... oh man lol