Friday
Aug192016
The 40-Year-Old Burn
August 19, 2016 Hey, you know how some women kinda dread turning 40?
Here's how to make it worse.
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"Yeah, you know, REALLY emphasize that 40. So she doesn't need her glasses to see it."
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"Whoops! Ah, well, same difference, am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAwhy is Karen crying?"
And best/worst of all:
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I also hear 60 is the new 80, so there's something to look forward to.
Thanks to Sue M., Anony M., & Pam H. for remembering it's the thought that counts, not the wreckerator.
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Reader Comments (29)
…and, wreckerators can neither think, nor count.
The writing on the first cake is pretty competent, but the writing on the second one is even better! Evenly spaced and well centered.
They must have had a rush order with the third one.
Those coke-bottle lenses really drive home the point on that last one. What I can't figure out is why they're in goggles . . .
I'll take a corner piece please, from either of the first two. I don't care which cake, and I don't care which corner... just make sure it's one of the corners with three lovely roses!
Drug testing - it's the only way to be sure.
FYI Jen & John; when I clicked on comments it went to this "share" kind of thing and wouldn't allow me to read the comments until i shared on fb; twitter etc... or opted out. I know you know't like your readers to get highjacked, so I thought I'd better let you know.
[Editor's note- *sigh* Thanks for the heads up. So tired of sneaky dirt bag ads. Sorry about that. john (thoJ)]
I'm grateful that my coworkers didn't get me anything like this for my 40th this year! We had cupcakes instead (but not a CCC - patooie!).
There's an extra zero in the second one. Anyone notice?
40 is the new 60?!!
::literally dies::
"Make 40 bigger" sounds like something Donald Trump would say.
Hope i don't get cakes like that :/
We could be seeing a lot of Bigger Things in November, right Steve?
Just when I think I've run out of reasons to facepalm....
NOT looking forward to my next birthday!
*Shakes head* *sighs deeply* *brushes away a tear*
Fourty? Um... it's spelled Forty. Either way... WOW! 0:o
My 63rd birthday is nearer than my 62nd birthday. From experience, I am pretty sure the 60's are merely the new 70's, not 80's. No need to rush things. (Limps stage left. Departs.)
Add to Shirley's comment -- "... or spell." It's FORTY, people.
It looks like the last one originally said "Sisty"
"Fourty"... and "Sisty" with a "correction"
lol! Ok, when I turn 40, I think it will be so much better if someone gets me one of these wrecks to make me laugh! XD
Yep. Let's see men get these cakes. Buying into sexist garbage, ladies... how about if we stop doing it to ourselves? At some point, we have to step up to the plate and realize that we're just perpetuating it.
I also noticed the extra zero on the middle cake. Believe me, there are days when I FEEL 400, but I try not to advertise it.
Lmao these are hilarious. Kim's cake was pretty though. And wow Karen turned 400 and looks great for her age I bet lol.
Hrmm sorry I got nothing. SuBee would probably have some amazing song or poem but my mind is blank.
Forty is sixty
Isn't it the other way 'round
now my aunt's crying
(I royally botched up that haiku but it's all I had)
Is Karen a vampire? I thought vampires never ate . . . cake.
If you are a vampire, they say life begins at 400...
'Make 40 Bigger'. Right, can do. First I will make 40 into fourty (I'm sure that's bigger). Then I will add lots of things (Things, I tell you!) and make it 60. Multiply by the number of wrinkles you have, add a grey hair or two, and suddenly ... 400. Ta-da!
I haven't laughed so at wrecks in a long time. "Happy 400th Birthday"? "40 is the new 60"? These are so hilariously incompetent!