Tuesday
Jul052016
Bikini Waxing Poetic
July 5, 2016 It.
Was.
An.
Itsy bitsy...
;)
Weirdly sheeny...
;)
Lumpy camouflage bikini...
;)
That I saw in the bakery display!
An itsy slitsy...
;)
(ow)
Armed and weedy:
;)
Yellow dirty dot bikini:
;)
O.o
...and I think
that's enough
for today!
Happy Bikini Day to Megan K., Deanna C., Cheryl R., Meghann E., Gina L., & Jessica L.
And now, for those of us too chicken to wear a bikini, a moment of zen:
;)
*****
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Reader Comments (27)
The itsy slitsy cake has no thighs while the frog next to it has enough thighs for two frogs.
I believe cake #3 is a depiction of an updated version of the treasured fairy tale, "The Princess, The Frog and The Slug."
Um, how are the cups attached to that second cake? I don't see any straps.
I just have to say, I love the representation of all body shapes and sizes wearing a bikini! :D
That last one took me completely by surprise. Now I'll be looking for chickens hanging out in bikinis with sunglasses on - in my mind they look like Gonzo's girlfriends :)
Gotta love the zen hen....even though it's done to a tern.....=^-.-^=
That chicken at the end: Why? Just why???
without a head, it seems the wreckers don't know how bikini tops work...HINT: the straps don't go through the neck!
I guess I can understand a frog next to that slitsy bikini, as maybe she's swimming in a pond. But what on earth is that next to the frog? I think the idea of a dildo would be less disturbing than a slug, water snake, or dead fish...
That first girl has her tramp stamp on the wrong side.
Diggin' the tramp stamp and camel toe on the first one!
The second one looks like a prop from the temple scene in Arnie's "Conan the Barbarian".
As for that fourth one... I'm pretty sure I have, in fact, seen that Hentai. O.o
Ah, you knew it was Bikini Day! Or else this is serendipitous.
Um, is the first one tattooed with a tramp stamp? LOL!
So, in the Armed and Weedy cake, I can't determine whether the top part is supposed to be a girl's weirdly concave, misshapen collar bones, or if it's supposed to be representative of deer antlers.
Is it a thing to turn your appendectomy scar into a heart?
HOW did they get that last cake to look so much like a chicken?
itsy slitsy... ROFLMAO
Ugh, I'm going to go there and say that those black swirls on the first cake right above the bikini bottoms look like public hair! 🙈
why??? why must we make mammary cakes of such epic proportions? Why must we dine on vagine???WHYYYYYY?????
I like to think that the "armed" cake was meant to be incredibly punny. Armed? Armed? Get it? No? Just me?
"Enjoy the girls"? What?
Aaarrgh! That chicken! MY EYES!!
Now there's an idea from that first cake. . Henna pubic hair could be a thing.
I don't know if I'd go with a tattoo that looks so much like an, ahem, all-natural patch poking up from a too-low bikini bottom!
In cake 4 it's really bad when a set of cake boobs can't get a bikini top to fit properly, much less try to get a piece of floss to cover sensitive lady bits.
Bwhahahahha now I have a new excuse to avoid the beach. The itsy, slitsy bikini definitely has me afraid lol.
No wonder the frog is hopping it - just look at that skin! How long has that bikini-wearer been under water?