When July Is Forthcoming
July 4, 2016 It's America's birthday, e'erbody!
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Don't you hate it when you get to the party and/or bakery and everyone's started drinking without you?
Of course, most folks know today simply as:
;)
4th July of.
Or July 4th of.
Your choice.
Yes, friends, today is a day to salute all nations, but mostly America. Preferably with a glorious three-hour finale, condensed into a minute and a half. (OBSCURE MUPPET JOKE HEYOOOO)
;)
"You are all WEIRDOS."
Today is a day of fireworks, fun, and patriotic grilled meat... um... cakes. Obviously.
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"You know what this 4th of July sh*t grill needs? A FUZZY PURPLE BORDER HEYOOOO!"
- a drunk baker, probably
(John: "You already used the 'heyooo' thing, take that out."
Me: IT'S MY BLOG HEYOOOOO
John: "...."
Me: "Pass me my drink, farm boy. HEYOOOOO."
John: "No. You've had enough tea."
Me: "NOOOOOOOO HEYOOOOO"
John: "I've quit better jobs than this.")
So whatever you're up to today, folks, just remember:
Today is also the day we celebrate the great Will Smith movie.
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Just as soon as we remember how to spell it.
Thanks to Matthew C., Julie A., Samantha W., Katie S., & Ashleigh G. for reminding me what movie to watch tonight. HEYOOOOO.
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Reader Comments (35)
America, where we have the freedom to wreck our cakes and not get arrested for it :P
The eagle looks like he's wearing sunglasses! Is Sam trying to go incognito?
On the last one, I suspect the Wreckrator actually knew how to spell the word, it's just that he or she had to drop a letter to get it to fit ...
Ha, it looks like there's already an asterisk after "your" on the first one, like when someone's trying to correct spelling on the internet... Maybe I'm just punchy from lack of sleep (Thank you neighbor who's been firing your CANNON all night) but that just brings it to a whole new level. Pass the tea please?
My cake wreck, 'tis of thee,
(Too costly if for free,)
Of thee I sing.
Designs that hurt the eye
Oh, when did grammar die?
I guess I should have ordered pie
Such and awful thing.
HEYOOOOO! Happy Independence Day my fellow Americans!
And remember, nothing says CCC (patooie) like a chenille bedspread frosting job.
4th of July.
Three words. Longest is four letters long. And they STILL screwed it up.
Oh, well. At least the words are spelled correctly.
HEYOOOOO!
Santa must be roasting in that eagle costume.
Some people will do anything for cake and milk.
=^-.-^=
Wait, that's supposed to be am eagle? I know I should have picked up on that from the "patriotic" nature of the cake, but with the mention of The Muppets all I could see is a poor rendition of the jazz Muppet guy.
Eagle? I thought it was a vulture in sunglasses.
Wait, what? That's an eagle? At best it is an owl sitting on a branch. And, quite frankly, I couldn't come up with anything until I read the comments. Except that I REALLY like chocolate cupcakes with chocolate icing. REALLY.
Hippy birday, 'merica.
you know the best way to celebrate? Scare the literal poop out of a cat with LOUD NOISES. I have been following the cat around with a Little Green Clean Machine thinking of ever-worsening revenge scenarios for the neighborhood punks. Wait, were we talking about cakes?
I need a drink.
Thank you! Now I'm not the only person making MuppetVision 3D jokes today!
Can't...stop...laughing!!! The fuzzy purple grill!! OMG!! Are you SURE that's a hot dog?!
I'm just glad I was told that was a grill because I didn't have a clue! Didn't recognize the eagle either. LOL
4th July of....what?? Why is the 4th July more important than the 5th July?
Why has no one pointed out the dildo on the one with the purple boarder?? It has veins and everything...
Yusss my favorite Muppets line!
Yay for working retail on the 4th with a migraine and also dealing with my dogs being freaked out by the fireworks. >_<
Wow, you're really bringing out the big guns on on that combination poop AND dong cake. Who knew the fourth needed both! Then again it does have something for everyone - for those who think America's going down the proverbial crapper and those who are perhaps slightly overcompensating with their fervent patriotism. *ahem* Of course everyone else gets to be the ocean they're both floating on.... Metaphorical perfection right there.
@SuBee I salute you loved it. Made me laugh even while exhausted from late night keeping dog calm with all the illegal fireworks neighbors are shooting off my fellow firefighters and police officers are going crazy
tonight my turn to chase them down and put out the fires
John: "I've quit better jobs than this.
CAKEWRECKS WHADDA WANT?
I really have to remember not to read Cake Wrecks while eatting or drinking...a snort/cough/spit fest always happens!
Great job, Jen, John (thoj), and SuBee!
Happy 4th, Everyone!
I literally just watched that movie! ;D
Wow, a poo wang sausage on an actual poo grill! I'm so excited, I could just... JUNGLE BOOGIE!
(By the way, what actually IS in a Mai Tai???)
Grilled poo and dong? As you wish...
For a minute there I thought Ed McMahon was writing the story line for today. Happy July 4th of to you and yours!
Well that grilled poop with a scary looking hot dog would definitely help get me on a diet right quick lol. Yuck I am shocked they don't see what they are doing. Or they do know and love the reactions they get lol.
"Go America is your birthday"?
Is that like "What's the frequency Kenneth is your Benzedrine"?
I really love this blog, Its great to find not absolutely everyone is just posting a ton of rubbish these days!
SuBee, I salute you!
+1 for ghostbusters reference.
Can't. Unsee. Pink Caterpillar and Berliner. Being. Grilled. Over. Turds...
Proud to say I got that Muppets reference :-)
I think I laughed more at the parenthetical conversation at the end than at the cakes this time. :)