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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Jul282016

IT'S A SIGN

Well here's your problem, right here:



Thanks to Sara M. for the tranined wreck.

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Reader Comments (31)

OMG! And I really mean that!

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

A good indictment of our education system....

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

Like I always keep telling everybody, people are stupid.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterme

Midnight Train to a Place Where Correct Spelling is Valued
Gladys Knight & the Pips (now with 60% more pippiness)

Baking proved too much for the man
(Too much for the man,) he couldn't bake it
So he's leavin' the life he's come to know
He said he's goin'
(He said he's goin' back to find)
Goin' back to find
Ooh ooh, what's left of his pride
The pride he left behind
Not so long ago

He's leavin' (leavin')
On that midnight trainin to trade school
(Leavin' on the midnight trainin)
Said he's goin' there
Goin' there to find
A job that’s not a crime
(Oh yes he is, he said he would)

I won’t be with him (I’m sure you won’t)
On that midnight trainin to trade school (leavin' on the midnight trainin. Woo Woo)
I think I’ll date a teacher
Someone with spelling that’s fine

All aboard…

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

Speedily heading back to the pre-Webster days, when there was no regard for spelling (or grammar) as long as the message was "clear".

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterPam B

It explains so much.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

Oh SuBee! I believe you've outdone yourself. Bravo!

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

I think the more frightening thing is that when I googled 'tranined' (cuz I do stuff like that), I came up with a lot of hits from various headlines, advertisements, etc.

I want to be the editor for the English speaking world.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKimS

Wooooooow. What more can be said??

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterakathleen

1) BRAVO, SueBee!

2) Gives a whole new meaning to, "Here's your sign..."

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Direct quote from Queen Victoria: "We is NOT amoozed."

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterdrgns4vr

That is the funniest post since the first one ever you did. And you have posted more hilarious things than I could possibly count. This one's a keeper.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKOJohnson

THAt is the playce! Nowe you, Jen and john, knOw the purfek playse two fynde an endluss soupply ov fodder four hour veeyooing plezher!! Ya? Oh! And, SuBee? Thanks for the earsnake! It's a good thing I like that song!
=^-.-^=

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

@SuBee....STANDING OVATION. Yes I'm standing while typing this comment. Also, thank you for getting the song stuck in my head all morning and probably into night. Sooo worth it though!

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCookiemama

So Good To No That Their Are Jobs Out Theyre For Poeple Like Me.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBluebonnet

This entire blog explained in one simple sign.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

Probably the same bakery who wrote "Under Neat That"... SMH

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMandollyn

Teh struggle. It iz realz.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSue W

we suspected as much, right?

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAddie

And how many wrecks will we see from this place?

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRikki

Oh, SuBee! You're lucky that I like that old song - a LOT- or I might have to come over there and ...uuhh...well, I guess do nothing! But I'll have it in my head all night, and probably youtube it and get tired of it, all because of this sickalicious site. Life isn't always a bowl of cherries; sometimes it's barf bag full of wrecks. At least I TRANINED myself not to drink anything while writing...=^-.-^=

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I was expecting "cake decorators"

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commentershannon

Verbatim transcriptionst goofing off here. Whatever. Like, you know, like, what I mean, like, saying. Ouch.

Latest word discoverd just 10 minutes ago: "parawell" vision, you know, that vision you can't see for those parking lot incidents where you think you see something moving but tell yourself it's not there. And besides, your rear view backing sensor hasn't gone off yet so that moving car isn't.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterchaitea

Makes me want to start an ESL class......for Americans! Lol

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

Oh, Man! That is just sad! Funny as heck, but sad!

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNancy

And to misquote Jeff Foxworthy - you might be a baker if you can read this sign.....

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

Just so you will know there is hope, a local cake shop which has the most incredible designs has posted the following help wanted ad:

Julia's is currently taking Resumes for Experienced Cake Designers, Base Icing and Design Assistants!
We are looking for someone who will be excited about the opportunity to learn and grow in a fast paced environment. Designing Cakes is not only about "Decorating".
We are looking for those who have Positive attitudes and exhibit a Team Attitude!
Required Knowledge, Skills & Abilities include:
***Ability to learn quickly
***Strong interpersonal skills
***Ability to work as part of a Team
***Attention to detail
***Ability to Multi Task
***Ability to follow detailed direction
***Must be Artistic
***Must be able to stand on your feet 8-12 hours per day
***Experience in stacking cakes
***Experience in Air Brushing
***Proficient Base Ice Skills
***Time Management
***Willing to work Weekends and Holidays
***Personal initiative and follow through to completion
If this is you, please submit your Resume along with multiple photos of your work to: (address)
This is a Rare Opportunity to be a part of our Premiere Cake Design Team.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTriciaL

Lmao. This explains everything! They use autocorrect. It explains it well lol.

July 29, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

"SOMBODY GIVE ME A SIGN!!"

*reads sign*

Yay so there's no experience required!

(What? Somebody had to say it)

July 29, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNathan R.

@TriciaL, so "ability to spell correctly" isn't one of their prerequisites? ;)

July 29, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterjuice

@juice, I'll put spelling in the "attention to detail" category.

July 29, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTriciaL

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