A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
May 4, 2016 ;)
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"Dude, he was JUST HERE."
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Though strangely, the sound effects are still the same.
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SO SINISTER.
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"I find your lack of unicorns... DISTURBING."
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Maybe farce with unto you be Jen D., Rebecca F., Mihkaila, Ellen H., Peter R., Ralph J., Amber D., Heather P., and Mandi B.
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Reader Comments (36)
Love it! I don't know how you got the text to appear it was moving off into the distance, but terrific captions today team! And of course the wrecks were wreck-tastic.
Cake Wrecks. Love me some Cake Wrecks
Star Warsy Cake Wrecks. That’s what I crave
Neon light saber penis, it’s really genius
Makes me feel brave
Let’s call our galactic unicorn friends and ride
The harce will guide us straight and true
We’ll face all our fears of rainbows and death and pain
Now come with me, The Force will be you
Cake Wrecks. Love me some Cake Wrecks
Star Warsy Cake Wrecks. Cake Wrecks of course
Join me, come fight the wreckers with neon peckers
With help from The Forse
Where did Unicorns come from???
The part of my brain that's a 6 year old boy really loves the first one. His slightly older brother loves the penile light sabers. My grown-up brain shakes its head at the inability to capture one of the most recognizable sentences EVER while there's another part, call it my Spock brain, that finds the addition of a unicorn most illogical. This is way more thinking than I meant to do today but THANK YOU! Once again you've entertained me in a most delightful way.
Unicorns? Of course: May the horse be with you.
Happy Star Wars Day, my friends! Although, if I were a wreckerator, I would write that as:
Hippy Stir Warts Days!
You spelled *Absence* incorrectly....a real cake wreck...
[Editor's note- DANGIT! DANGITDANGITDANGIT!!! See, I copied the line from the original intro I found somewhere and with all the Photoshop stuff, I didn't spell check it. Well fluffernutter. Thanks for the heads up. -john (the misspeller of absence)]
Hahahaha
Holy Boba Fett on a unicorn!
Yep, that works.
So, 2733... has it really been that long? Without weekends, that's ten and and a half years.
[Editor's note- 8 years of weekdays plus Sundays plus a few double days. Crazy. -john]
WOW!! You got George Lucas to write and direct this??? I'm impressed!
(No, I really know it's a joke and I'm laughing away here. And I like your writing better than his!)
Yodas and unicorns. We, asa civilization, are doomed.
Dang it, @SuBee, now Bill Murray is singing your version of Star Wars in my head! Of course, anything Bill Murray is good with me, so maybe I should be thanking you. I'll let you know in a couple of hours.
The explanation for that first cake is perfectly simple:
In a freak space-time continuum accident, Luke wound up on Arrakis. The Sandworms got him. Those giant piles are deluxe economy-size worm castings.
Spoiler alert:
To wit: Spice.
Ah, SueBee, I read your most excellent post in the voice of Nick the Lounge Singer, AKA Bill Murray:
StarWars
May FORCE be with you! Grr!
Spoken like a Sith Lord.
@s.marie:That's more thinking than I want to do, too! SO, thank you! Now I won't have to do ANY! BUT, as long as I'm already here: Third shot down, "absence" is misspelled "absense"....Also, the rainbow is wrong. Red is supposed to be on top, but eh--who's counting? (I mean, besides me? *wink*) =^-.~^= I'm surprised to see that the gang is into the "My Little Unicorn" collectibles craze. Nice to have a hobby, but be careful- those babies are ADDICTIVE! Oh, yeah.... =^~.-^=
But of course! "May the forsay (forse) be with ye!" I almost had a bathroom malfunction when I read the caption "I find your lack of unicorns... disturbing!: HILARIOUS!
And... @SuBee... another winner! ROTFLMAO!
@s.marie:That's more thinking than I want to do, too! SO, thank you! Now I won't have to do ANY! BUT, as long as I'm already here: Third shot down, "absence" is misspelled "absense"....Also, the rainbow is wrong. Red is supposed to be on top, but eh--who's counting? (I mean, besides me? *wink*) =^-.~^= I'm surprised to see that the gang is into the "My Little Unicorn" collectibles craze. Nice to have a hobby, but be careful- those babies are ADDICTIVE! Oh, yeah.... =^~.-^=
And may the farce be with you, too.
Why a rainbow and pot of gold on #4? WHY??? My brain hurts.
#5 "I'm melting, melting!! Ohhh, what world!! What a world!!"
Yet, Lord Vader was still able to let everyone know that the turkey was done.
Oh, and while we're on the subject, two words which should never, ever, EVAR be in the same sentence: "Spooge Yoda".
Happy Birthday. Here's a cake with turds on it for you. Hope you like it!
Ha! I KNEW taking Latin in high school would pay off some day! So the year 2733 was not a great year for that first Yoda as he is looking more like a boogery rancor....amiright????
Well, Yoda sure looks, um, er, happy to be riding that unicorn.
Now I have Bill Murray singing SuBee's fantastical rendition of the Cake Wrecks theme!
Seriously, I am so much in favor of Star Wars plus unicorns! That is not wrecky, just awesome. Embrace it. :)
I have to make a cake for my husbands birthday in a few weeks - it was going to be daredevil punished themed but I can't stop thinking about Darth Vader on a unicorn now!
I first read cake #4 as saying "May the Ford be you" (as in Harrison Ford), wondering whether Scott might be some poor actor stuck playing a prequel/sequel/squeequel version of Han Solo.
In what parallel universe does Darth Vader ride a unicorn?
My husband just reminded me, when I mentioned that Darth Vader seems to be having difficulty mounting his beast on that last cake, that only virgins can ride unicorns. This makes me wonder about Boba Fett, but confirms a long-held belief about Yoda being one of a kind.
The albino Bobba Fett is the strangest sort of wonderful ever.
Well the farce is certainly with these wreckerators. As for poor slimy looking Yoda..yick lol. Gel just looks weird at least for Yoda.
SuBee - You win the interwebs for a month. Congrats. (It's early, my post might become a wreck if I try to spell it out)
And thank you, R3test, for confirming that I was right, even with my limited (and old) knowledge of Latin numbers.
Cake unicorn! Soaring through the stars! Delivering the rainbows all around the world (including in a galaxy far, far away...)
I so need a cake of Yoda on a rainbow maned unicorn now.