Friday
Dec232016
Kringle Fails
December 23, 2016 ♫ Dashing people's hopes ♪
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That their cakes will be OK
Is that yellow snow??
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Kids have cried all day!
♫ What's this blobby thing?
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Making eyebrows rise
So many ways to wreckorate!
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Did Rudolph kill tonight?
Krissssssssss....
♪ Kringle fails
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Kringle fails
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Santa's not OK
Better run, this isn't right
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It's a one-course wrecky tray!
OH!
♪ Kringle fails
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♪ Kringle fails
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Rudolf says, "NO WAY"
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♫ Oh what fun it is to chide
Especially to-daaaay!
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Merry Chirtmas, everybody!
Thanks to Annette V., Renee R., Jennifer C., Brooke I., Christie C., Kelly C., Sulenna, Cherise W., Lauren A., & Danielle R. for the holiday jeer. Stay sane out there, e'erbody!
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Reader Comments (35)
Bahahaha, that was hilarious! Merry Christmas Jen and John!
I really hope you'll be posting sweet Christmas cakes soon, maybe Friday if you'll take Christmas day off. My eyes/mind/heart need something to replace days of Christmas wrecks!
Words fail me - and THAT doesn't happen very often. I could write an essay about the kindergarten Christmas tree, the reindeer fails, and the vaguely obscene Santa. And we won't even mention the Chirtmas jelly fish.
Yeesh!
Merry Chirtmas to Jon and Jen, and others who work on this site, and all the awesome commenters who have made me laugh these past few years!!
Never has anyone celebrated gravel like that last cake. There's a reason for that.
The very merriest of Christmasses to you, Jen and John, and thank you so much for another year of fun and laughter!
Ahhh thanks for the needed giggles XD
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Frumpy:http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2016/10/20/this-wedding-cake-is-so-bad-its-freaking-adorable.html
Stay Wrecky!
...Or not....
Merry Christmas, Jen and John!
But that blobby thing is going to haunt my nightmares. O.O
Thank you for ALWAYS making me laugh out loud - any day, any time - when I need a lift - I visit CakeWrecks.com - your commentary is more hysterical than the horrendous cake wrecks lol!
#3 is the Chirtmas worm sisters, crawling forth from their strawberry on Chirtmas eve to spread good cheer.
Merry Chirtmas, everyone!
And a Merry Chirtmas to you- Jen, John (THOJ) and all the regulars here on CW. You have no idea how many laughs you've all given me over the past year. I doff my cap to the collective wit on this site. Merry Merry Ho Ho Ho!
Lady Anne, my first thought on seeing the blobby thing was 'somebody yarn bombed a jellyfish'! Or maybe it's a new superhero - Super Strawberry and some ne'er-do-well is feeling the wrath of it's laservision?
Happy Holidays to all, but especially to our dedicated bloggers who help start my days with a smile... or a cringe.... and occasionally a whimper.
Niiice Moira :)
The cheesecake one is a good idea gone horribly awry. I am tempted to try for the family gathering.
Loved it! Now I need to get the new tv I bought for my Mom upstairs heh.
Merry Chirtmas cakewrecks. Thanks for the festive freakshow.
Could the blobby thing might be a boxing strawberry? (*squints*)
Merry Chirtmas Jen, John, and all the wrecky minions who make my days brighter! Thank you!
The strawberry thing is a dreaded. Turned sideways. The blue things are the outline of the handle, I think....
Brilliant!
For you, Jen and John, I submit this lovely bit of parodic prose.
On the Twelfth Day of Wreckmas
Cake Wrecks gave to me
Twelve blobby Santas
Eleven melting snowmen
Ten dyspeptic reindeer
Nine carrot jockeys
Eight with no sprinkles (WHY???)
Seven spermlike balloons
Six spray-tanned man abs
Fiiiiiive cupcake cakes (ptui!)
Four under neat that
Three Congradations
Two mangled flags
And a year chock full of wrecky cheer!
Happy holidays. :)
Merry Chirtmas Eve Eve everyone!
I do believe that "blobby thing" is a ski hat with pom pom on top and tassels to tie under your chin ... possibly???
You have out-done yourselves-
Standing ovation!!!!
Merry Chirtmas!!!
I think the blue and red thing is maybe a mug, like with hot chocolate? Thats my best guess. But I think the first Santa was kind of cute.
Thanks to all - Jen, John (thoj), commenters, wreckers - and Merry Chirtmas!
Merry Chirtmas Too Awl, and Too Awl a Gooed Nhigt!
I think most of these wreckerators got into the Christmas cheer a little early lol and were drunk making these. Wow I never knew Santa could be so scary.
Thanks J&J for all you do...and a very squashy Chirtmas to all!
Oooo, demonic Rudolph choco candy apples! This cries out for a SuBee song, or perhaps a recipe project for Rudolph the Dalek candy pears -- "Mommy, somebody made choklit blobs with the sticks stuck in sideways".
What did I just see? That made me laugh so hard LOL!!!
Oh, THAT is HILARIOUS! I LOVE your poem!
Everyone should have a collection of demonic baby-eating reindeer (4th last pic), and a pooping Santa (3rd last). Let's hope we all get them for Chirtmas.
@Kai Lowell - outstanding work, love it!
Merry Christmas Jen and John!!!I hope you have a nice one!
Keep the wrecks coming!🎅🎂
💜^3^💜
That third one. ...I can't be the only one who sees a drunk strawberry wanting to engage in a battle of fisticuffs.
#6 looks like Lumpy Space Princess in a Santa costume. Deliberate? Maybe?? I hope???
OMG. I hope all had a very Mery Chirstmas holday! Looking forward to a very Wrecky 2017!
Luv,
MaryO1230
San Pedro, CA