It's National Dog Day, wrecky minions!
Now, I realize it can be difficult to celebrate dogs when cats are so OBVIOUSLY superior, but hear me out:
1) Dogs are people, too.
Specifically, a kind of mutant Sheep People.
2) Today is the PERFECT day to show your dog-loving friends that you respect their life choices, and that you, too, can appreciate a wet nose in the crotch from time to time.*
"LET US AT IT."
[*Kidding, no one appreciates that. But don't tell the dog people.]
And thirthly, and most importantly, without dogs we would never have these cakes:
(Wow, they really DO poop everywhere.)
Though to be fair, I'm pretty sure most of these bakers have never actually SEEN a dog.
For example: bakers, I'm preeetty sure the legs don't go there:
THIS IS YOUR DOG:
THIS IS YOUR DOG ON DRUGS:
And finally, is that a real dog biscuit??
'Cuz judging by Sunglasses' smug smile, I'm betting it is.
Well, thanks to Celia M., Steff, Julie, Natalie S., Julie D., Lisa, Kimberly & Lindsay N. for proving once again that even cat CAKES are bet... uh...
Happy Dog Day, everybody.
And from my other blog, Epbot: