It's TOO DARN HOT
July 29, 2015 If you're not one of the people complaining about the heat right now, then you're one of the people complaining about the people complaining about the heat.
Either way, we all have the same problem:
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Bad bikini cakes.
Yep, this heat wave has clearly addled bakers' brains, my friends, and the results simply aren't pretty.
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Unless maybe you're looking for two trees in a Seuss-ian landscape.
Er...
[head tilt]
Naaaah.
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Whoah. It's like I can't even see the tomato soup skin!
[singing] The hills are ALIIIIVE...
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With butterfly CENsor dots!
No, wait. I have a better song.
(Ahem hem hem.)
From the MOUNT-ains,
To the VAL-leys,
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To the OH-shoot!
Is that a THOOOOONG?
GOOOOOD bless America!
My...
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Oooohhh soooo wroooong!
Thanks to Heather R., Melissa D., Heather H., Ellen G., & Ginny, who will never look at a heart cookie the same way again.
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Reader Comments (32)
so much awesome wreckage on a "wicked" hot wednesday.
Why does the Seussian bikini show the front above the belly button and the backside below it?
From Grease (as in what's used to frost these "cakes.")
Summer lover, he's such a blast
Summer lover, hope it will last
Met a god, crazy for me
Wearing my bad bikini
Too hot days drifting away
To, uh oh, those bathing suit frights
Better off with ice cream
😥😰😱😩😵😲
oh so wrong is right!
Omigosh! Patrick's wearing an itsy bitsy, teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini!
i don't know, that bottom one (last one, i guess since there are multiple "bottoms") is kind of genius. love the tramp stamp detail on it!
What happened to that poor 1st cake's belly button? Was hit by a meteorite? Guess there's nothing *meteor* than a slab of ab, rite? I mean right? And speaking of brains (who said THAT?), that's just what the 2nd cake's bikini top looks like, and you all know it. What I don't get is why *her* boobs are above *her* butt--with suspenders, yet! On second thought, I think the brains have left the building in that bakery. Good job!!
=^~.~^=
But.... I give props to the decorator who took a standard chocolate chip cookie heart and re-purposed it to to his/her own end, so to speak.
Wow! Yet another use for the Pan-Wow pan!
Is there such a thing as a *good* bikini cake?
Thank you for making my day funnier. Now I'm going to bleach my eyes.
No, wreck-erators. Just ... no.
Cakes #2 and 3 : Why do I see boobs aver butts instead of crotches?
On the frontward/backward Seussian cake, why do I keep recalling the line from "Death Becomes Her,"
"My Ass! I can see my ass!"
Cake no. 2: brain boobs.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that first cake looked like Patrick from Spongebob wearing a bikini.
The cookie wreck should NOT have been a chocolate chip cookie, I recommend Proactive to that "bacne" riddled bottom :)
And that is right on the nose Miss Paper! They MUST be "Death Becomes Her" cakes! I love that movie :)
I actually sang along with you at the end! Really belted it out too! My co-workers are staring.......pfft. Whatever.
That first one is a warning: Don't let your navel piercing get infected, kids.
@nurseboy: that's exactly what I thought! Never realised you could get so much out of one pan...
I cannot honestly believe that that orange thing with the butterflies is supposed to be a boob cake. Do they even know what boobs look like??
I'm not moaning about the Orlando heat as we're here on vacation from England! Can't believe I'm in the same place as CW Jen and John!! Thanks for the daily laughs x
Ooohh…for a minute there I thought the heart shaped cookie had the Walmart logo above the thong--well, can't unsee that now.
Those are all pretty awful (in a good way). But... we're not *all* compaining about the heat - some of us are still in a Southern Hemisphere winter!
Homage to fake boobies because real ones don't stand up like that without a lot of structural support.
I read the comments and went back to see things I didn't notice the first time. Ick, ick, ick, ick, ick!
I think that cake #2 must have used the "Peen-Wow" -- it appears to be exactly the same shape as that really odd wang cake from a couple of days ago.
Wtf is the deal with that last one? To paraphrase popular Australian slang, is the sun shining out of her a*se? Does she poo sunbeams and pee rainbows?
That last one is not recommended for the faint of heart or the faint of butt.
Well I now will never eat a cookie without looking at it funny. Ugh lol. Also will promptly pass by the bathing suit department while trying hard not to giggle at the thought of these cakes.
I'm trying to figure out the butterfly boob cake and the thong cake that immediately follows. Is that the same cake? Or does this bakery specialize in cutting bodies in half? It looks like the same fake-tan-colored frosting.
Anyone else thinking about American Pie?