Cake Secrets
May 13, 2015 Because sometimes Wreckerators need to confess anonymously, too.
"My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake...
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"...which somehow got set out for sale."
"You know that third time I asked you to spell 'congratulation' for me?
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"I was totally messing with you."
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"My watch is in there."
"Sometimes I like to draw vaguely obscene things on cakes...
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"...and then tell your kids they're Oompa Loompas."
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"I've never seen Star Wars."
"I told you it was a grill, but to be honest...
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"I don't know what this is, either.
"Oh, and I licked the spoon."
"I really, really, REALLY....
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"...don't like kids."
"I told my managers it'll never happen again, but...
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"...wait'll they see where I put Snow White!"
Monica R., Sarina, Jes H., Kelly W., Heather S., Dee P., Marissa C., & Brian B, your secrets are safe with me. And everyone else on the Internet.
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Reader Comments (47)
With one fork and one spoon, I'll tell you what that is--it's me on a really bad binge eating day. See how my head has exploded from fighting it for so long, and left only my pie, er, cupcake hole? I think the belt really makes a difference, don't you?
Oh come now! What little girl -wouldn't- want a cake featuring Cinderella riding a T-Rex? "Who's laughing now, Anastasia? Drizella?? MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"
...suddenly I feel the urge to hit the toy store.
These were much easier to see than yesterday's. I was unable to scroll all the way down to the bottom yesterday. I was warned, I saved my breakfast from coming back up.
"Sesame Street is brought to by the words "EVIL","ANGRY" and the number "666"....👹👹
I personally thought the third cake from the top was kind of pretty - a bit 'crowded,' but the colors were nice. But those anger-management-needing cuppy-cake thingies were just a hoot! Concrallrtions Jen! Another successful day on CW!
rofl @Bigg3469
And why does Oscar have the cookie???
Are you sure that Star Wars cake isn't really a mashup with Doctor Who? Because that totally looks like Darth Ood to me.
And Cinderalla riding a T-rex is actually kind of awesome.
What, exactly, is the issue with the last one? Because I totally want that cake.
Although I will admit the first one made me gag a little as it was, and your deft commentary made it that much worse.
The first one reminds me of the lunchmeat my dad used to eat. It was called pimiento loaf. And it was disgusting, too.
"Non-Glare Glass"? Bwhahahaha!
"Non-Glare Glass"? Bwhahahaha!
That "Non-Glare" label caught me, too. Because, I mean, well - glaring.
the vaguely obscene one, what the heck is that supposed to be?????
I want that last one. Not gonna lie.
Really, I've never seen Star Wars. Still recognize that cake as Darth Vader, thought not an incredibly good one.
The instructions on that label... they have to specify use clean water, because who knows what these wreckerators would use otherwise.
1>That could have an even better result than they'd hoped for! 2>And you didn't even ASK for the "s". (Bonus!) 3>Don't even worry about it; I mean, really. It'll be the best trinket of all of them. 4>"But MOM--Oompa Loompas aren't ICKY!" 5>And that has to do with this thing...how? 6>And I licked the fork. 7>Then you should have made those cute; the brats will love THESE. 8>I WANT TO WORK THERE. WITH the one who did the awesome wreckorating!!! (I'll help with "Snow What and the Seventh Defarce!") =^~.~^=
Elmo knows. Oh, yes! Elmo knows....
I keep seeing a tiny rubber ' duckie ' on the first Wreck .
* Rubber ducky . Oops , my bad . x /
Thank you for posting my very, very favorite wreck, which is, in fact, a breathtaking allegorical work of art:
"Cinderella Subduing Nature."
I almost didn't check in today and came close to missing it. I must have a guardian wrecker out there...
Are those entrails surrounding Cindy? Or vast quantities of T-rex poop?
Cake no 4 ... I've tried every which way, but I cant unsee ...
I, too, want the last cake. And I'm trying to figure out how to make one at home ...
What is bettercreme?
seriously, what is number 4 supposed to be???
Spoiler alert *** that last cake is how Jurrasic World ends.
At least I hope it is.
How is there anything "vaguely" about that cake? I can only see glaringly/obviously/graphically obscene. Is my mind in the gutter, or have I just been warped bu this site? I'd love to know what not obscene thing they were going for, but I'm afraid to look again:)
Bettercream is basically artificial whipped cream.
Are you sure that's not supposed to be the Angry Birds Darth Vader?
I always wondered what Darth Vader would look like as a Trojan foot soldier. Now I know.
Also Cinderella riding a T-rex... Best. Princess gig. EVER.
Im ordering Cinderella riding a T-Rex next time I buy cake. Disney, GOOD. Dinosaurs, GOOD, Cake, GOOD. Whats not to like?
@The Former CB: I went back and looked, and now I see the "tiny rubber ducky", too! Maybe it's a subliminal message, but if I think about it too much, I could quack up.
First one seems like one of those weird pictures where you can't see what it is, until suddenly you can't not see it. The last one, I wish someone had it, because looking at it every day would just make me happy. Cinderella riding a T-Rex, maybe the best cake ever!
A pair of spurs, a football, and confetti?
Okay. #4: 'vaguely' obscene? 'vaguely'???
and, lose the poop and I'll take the last one--an all occasion masterpiece.
I "think" that 6th one might be a golf bag?
Who knew Darth Vader had children with a chipmunk? The things you learn on this site!
Is that licorice on the alleged Darth Vader cake?
Perhaps the previous cake stuck my brain on Star Wars, but the sixth cake looks like a Gungan with utensils jabbed in his eye.
Jamie, Concrallations, you're a genius...golf bag!! It was really bugging me. Now, I'm back on cake #1 and I can see the tiny rubber ducky, last one swimming, in a cake-cone and organ sea with the remains of his brothers and sisters floating about him. Completely disturbing. I have to stare at Barbie taming the T-Rex for a minute to cleanse my brain.
Well, where is Snow White?
'vaguely obscene'- what IS that???O.o
I think Cinderella on T rex is a win!
I am scared to even find out where Snow White even is on that cake. I have a bad feeling I may already know lol. Staying in the dark is far safer. Laughing so hard right now.
I was scrolling down through these (catching up on past posts that I missed) and my 3-year-old came over. (Thankfully, I was past the vaguely obscene one when he came, so I didn't have to answer questions about that!)
He saw the "I really hate kids" one and said, "What are THOSE?"
I laughed. "Supposedly, I think they're supposed to look like some things from Sesame Street. In reality, they just look weird."
He wasn't satisfied with that, though, and still had another question: "Why are they nervous?"
I really couldn't answer that one, but it's a fair question.
I actually kind of want that last cake ... or rather, one similar to it, with Belle riding a dinosaur.
@Tifa... Now I can't unsee the Gungan!
Cinderella on T-Rex still cracks me up. =-)