Take A Wild Guess Day

Eat your heart out, Rorschach.
♫ Fishy suspenders ♪
... and helmets for space rays,
Wilson ball swimmers
... and movies shown sideways!
White mushroom cloud as the city goes BOOM:
These are my guesses - now how about you?
Thanks to Denise M., Anony M., Molly S., Erin W., & Karen L., who know there was a time when military admirals actually DID serve nuclear mushroom cloud cakes. Ahh, it was a simpler time.
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Reader Comments (84)
1. Diver half in the water?
2. Chinese fan?
3. Jelly fish or a flower fail?
4. Foose ball table/game boy?
5. Failed mustache?
Leprechaun mooning people with his underpants on
Fan with measles
sperm clams
Electroshock therapy machine control panel
Poocloud
1. An Alien taking a bath
2. A mushroom
3. Balloons with mohawks
4. Game boy?
5. Ummm... a phallic cloud over a mud puddle???
#5 WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING! WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING!
I'm thinking the last one (#5?) is somehow baseball related. Like a baseball/glove hybrid with a bat underneath it. #1, maybe a snail (SpongeBob's Gary, perhaps?), and #2 could be a ladybug, looking at you head on. #4 reminds me of these red/blue striped envelopes my grandparents always seemed to have when I was a kid.
I'm pretty sure the last one is a pie.
I could not even hazard a guess about the others. But the last one reminds me of some kind of meringuey pie.
1. Mothra
2. Flamenco dancer
3. toothbrush
4. television
5. baked potato
#1 Is a mermaid diving back into the water.
#2 Is an elephant in a shower cap.
#3 Is pink flowers with very anemic stems and leafs.
#4 Is a bed with a a polka dot comforter and a very large blue edged pillow.
#5 Is a sheep standing in a muddy field.
Now, what are all my psychosis?
My first thought on cake #5- I think someone attempted to make a The Fault in Our Stars cake. Not a particularly good attempt, but an attempt all the same.
I got nothing................I give up! Stop the torture NOW.
#1 pond scum
#2 mushroom
#3 daddy's little swimmers
#4 hand held electronic game system
#5 poop with a wad of used toilet paper on top
The best part of #4 is the label: "Cupcake Cake w/Icing." I wonder whether they sell many "Cupcake Cake(s) w/o Icing," aka, an $8 rectangle of naked cupcakes.
These might be cause to change the subtitle of the website: we've strayed far, far away from "professional cakes" here.
#2 is a mushroom. The last one is obviously a cloud riding on a turd. Perhaps a literal interpretation of a sh*tstorm?
I think #5 must be a sheep riding on a flying poo.
#1 is definitely the island from LOST.
All the others, I don't even know...
#1 - no earthly idea. Maybe a snail related to Spongebob's pet, Gary?
#2 - A mushroom. Or a handheld fan.
#3 - Paintbrushes
#4 - Gameboy
#5 - A pie. For pi day.
on the last one, i suddenly got "it's raining poo, hallelujah it's raining poo..."
I think the #3 one is actually radishes. It's the same way they do carrots with a big round tip and then the grass tip for the leafy bits. Also, #4 definitely looks like a very poor gameboy.
I get a kick out of the comments, but I live for SuBee's!
I saw someone ask why does the cupcake cake say 'with icing'. Actually it's because walmart has whipped, buttercream, and chocolate icing. With icing is simply buttercream. Lol.
#2 is a prime example of knowing when to say "when".
I think the last one is supposed to be a sheep...
Number 2 was definitely supposed to be a fan..
I'm lost on the others.
Last one is definitely a sheep balancing on a log or a chef hat or a pie.
#1 Diseased footprint (from a VERY diseased foot.)
#2 One of those things for holding your cards properly fanned out
#3 Either Olympic torches or toilet bowl brushes
#4 The cake is turned the wrong way. That's a 6-eyed alien.
#5 A West Highland Terrier car surfing on a brown car.
1. A shrubbery! With a little path and a pond and a sort of two-tiered effect.
2. A dark grey dove in a polka-dotted skirt. Or a representation of a Bird of Paradise mid-dance.
3. Olympic torches.
4. Insert Your Photo Here! Fun Festive Design For Any Occasion, Any Person, Especially Those With No Discernable Interests But No Objection to Spots.
5. Lemon Meringue Pie. They forgot the lemon filling, but fortunately the whole effect causes people to say "Well, THAT's a lemon!", so the flavour remains the same.
#1 is a majestic nudibranch, like this one. http://www.ianskipworth.com/photo/pcd2075/tambja_verconis_17_4.jpg
#2 is a beheaded turkey in a pool of blood.
#3 Scrubbing Bubbles!
#4 A panel from the counsel of the Tardis
#5 Yet another majestic sea slug.
ok, here goes.....
#1 - butterfly-peacock hybrid experiment gone wrong.
#2 - the backside of a festive armadillo
#3 - troll sperm
#4 - the newest in Nintendo hand-held gaming technology
#5 - a flufferdog - marshmallow cream on a hot dog. Don't knock it till you try it. Right?
1. Snail looking for his shell
2. Pokemon ball with chicken pox
3. ummm...ummm...I got nothing,
4. Really outdated game console
5. A cream pie on a...um...hotdog (lets just say hotdog)
I'm pretty sure that red one is a flamenco fan. The red polka-dot pattern is a flamenco thing.
I'm fairly certain #1 is an island - the green balls are supposed to be the top, water @ bottom. The black is just meant to fade into the background, there as a vehicle for the green "palm tree" trunks. The decorator didn't switch to brown as it wouldn't show up against the black.
#3 paintbrushes?
Wow. I suspect the last one is a cloud riding a poo log. What the others are I cannot even guess at I am laughing to hard and my brain just says no when I try and guess lol.
It realy looks like inkblots from Rorschach test http://rorschach-inkblot-test.com/
#2 is definitely a flamenco cake. The thing on top is a fan and the polka dots are a common attribute of flamenco costumes and accessories!
(Not that the execution was great, but I totally see it!)
The Orange one is supposed to be a oriental fan, the lines are the folds