Sofa King Funny
February 17, 2015 Happy Fat Tuesday, everybody!
Now, as we all know, there's only ONE traditional Mardi Gras dessert bakers have to make today: the King Cake.
So naturally they're making everything BUT.
They've got Mardi Gras cupcakes:
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Mardi Gras cookie cakes:
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Mardi Gras layer cakes:
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...and Mardi Gras donuts:
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Heck, they've even got Mardi Gras cinnamon rolls arranged to look like a vaguely unsettling fleur-de-lis:
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Then a few brave souls decided to tackle the iconic Mardi Gras masquerade mask:
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Which... did not go well.
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Wow.
Seriously, bakers, what gives? All anyone wanted today was a giant dough ring with a bunch of icing and plastic crap on it, like this:
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That's not so hard, is it?
Ok, now you try.
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O.o
On second thought, better stick with the cupcakes.
Thanks to Michelle L., Amy C., Sommer, Robbie B., Jessica S., Kemberlee B., Lisa, & Christine L. for showing us what a Queen cake might look like. HEYOOOO.
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Reader Comments (53)
The second mask cake made me jump out of my chair, it startled me so. I'm glad that others have pointed out that there is another - far superior - pastry to be consumed on Shrove Tuesday. Paczki are a wonderful treat and is supposed to use up all the lard until Easter. My brother bought a dozen so I have three more in my fridge. Guess I should freeze them.
Umm...no one else thought the last one was a little...ummm...feminine? No one? At all? Oh...what I meant to say was why is the one labelled chicken? (Right?)
The babies have pubes. Babies shouldn't have pubes...